I came here to meme this

I'm new here. I was thinking about the time period when BK was running around boofing and raping, and I wanted to spoof a song from the era. I was told that this was the place to come to get help with a spoof on the theme from The Facts of Life. I did one verse for you. The rest is on you, DU GD. Don't let me down.

Instead of "When the boys you used to hate you date. I guess you best investigate The Facts of Life, you gotta get 'em right"

sing "When the girls you used to rape you hate, I hope they don't investigate the facts and lies, I have to invoke my rights"

Here's a link to the rest of the lyrics:

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/thefactsoflifelyrics.html