2016 Postmortem
In reply to the discussion: Black Lives Matter! Period. Therefore I Have Altered my Primary Intentions. [View all]LostOne4Ever
(9,288 posts)[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]There are asshole human beings supporting all manner of candidates and cause. Standing with anyone one person, no matter how good that person may or may not be, means I must therefore stand with these other obnoxious people.
Therefore I not only withdraw any and all support of all candidates, but to the human species in its entirety. In fact, I have come to the conclusion that due to the few bad apples out their humanity is in fact beyond repair and must be exstinguished.
THEREFORE I AM TODAY SUPPORTING THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO SUPPORTS DESTROYING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE!
[center][font style="font-family:'Papyrus','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=10 color=crimson]CTHULU 2016~!!![/font]
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Those who pledge to support Candidate Cthulu can expect to witness not only the total destruction of all Politicians but their supporters too. Their screams of agony shall fill the enternal void of darkness and pain as they are dragged into the oblivion that only the Aldrich Abomination called Cthulu can bring.
At least, as the marrow is sucked from the bones of my still living body I can take comfort in knowing that I am not allied with any assholes.
THANK YOU CTHULU!!![/font]