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In reply to the discussion: Know any jokes that are so dumb that they're actually funny? [View all]red dog 1
(27,817 posts)172. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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A woman calls the fire department screaming that her house is on fire.
iwillalwayswonderwhy
Jan 2020
#2
This only makes sense when said out loud. What's Irish and stays on the porch all winter?
Rustynaerduwell
Jan 2020
#4
What's the name of an Irish chest disease you catch at a bookie joint...?
First Speaker
Jan 2020
#10
The irony is that "I fell in the mud" isn't a joke at all, dirty or otherwise.
John Fante
Apr 2020
#128
What did General Washington say to his troops before they crossed the Delaware river?
la-trucker
Jan 2020
#16
A guy goes to his therapist and says, "Doc, Doc, something's wrong. Sometimes I feel like a teepee..
brush
Apr 2020
#131
A guy goes to church, asks a man if the seat next to him is saved, and the man says
red dog 1
Feb 2020
#67
Loved that movie. But the female lead was Debra Winger, if I am not mistaken. nt
tblue37
May 2020
#196
I went my doctor the other day and she told me I had to stop maturbating!
Vinnie From Indy
Apr 2020
#141