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In reply to the discussion: Know any jokes that are so dumb that they're actually funny? [View all]Marthe48
(16,975 posts)franklin graham was holding a rally in a small town. He claimed to the audience that he would heal their afflictions. A man stood up and said he wanted his speech impediment cured. graham had him come to the stage and asked his name. "Tham Thompthon" the man said. A woman on crutches stood up and said she wanted to be able to walk without crutches. graham had her come to the stage and asked her name. "Mrs. Smith," she said. graham told both of them to go behind a curtain set up behind the podium. He said, Oh God, heal this man's affliction. Thank you! Amen!" Then he said, "Oh God, heal this woman! Thank you! Amen!" With his eyes still closed, he said, "Mrs. Smith, throw away your left crutch!" He heard a crash as the crutch as it landed on the stage. Then he said, "Mrs. Smith, throw away your right crutch!" And he heard the other crutch hit the stage. Then he heard a huge thump. Without opening his eyes, he said, "Mr. Thompson, tell me what happened!" And Mr. Thompson said, "Mitheth Thmith just fell on her ath!"