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In reply to the discussion: Heard any good "Yo Mama" jokes lately" [View all]red dog 1
(27,837 posts)59. Oh God, that's horrible just to think about!
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I'm new here, but isn't this forum supposed to be a place to have a little fun?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#10
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#16
That was funny till I had kids and sometimes it takes me two days to watch a 2 hr movie
NightWatcher
Dec 2019
#70
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi" at her.
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#19
Mama so ugly her mama had to tie a pork chop bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her
NightWatcher
Nov 2019
#26
Trump's so fat that on Friday he told Fauci to kiss his ass and Fauci said
Captain Zero
May 2020
#135
Yo mama is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked "What size bucket?' and Yo mama said
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#39
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera
red dog 1
Dec 2019
#49
Yo mama's so old and fat that before God could say "Let there be light" he had to tell her to
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#74
Yo mama's so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake," and she said
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#77
Yo mama is so fat she created a Gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
MatthewHatesTrump2
Jan 2020
#86
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
red dog 1
Jan 2020
#105
Yo Mama's so fat, fast food stock prices go up & down based on her eating habits.
red dog 1
Feb 2020
#111
Yo Mama's so old and fat, she lifted her arms and the Dead Sea Scrolls fell out."
red dog 1
Feb 2020
#114
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she opens the door on Halloween, the kids give HER candy"
red dog 1
Feb 2020
#120
Yo Mama's so fat and lazy the only time she does a pull-up is at the Drive-Thru
red dog 1
Feb 2020
#121
Yo Mama smells so bad, she has a three-pack-a-day habit...I'm talking about Odor Eaters!
red dog 1
Feb 2020
#124
Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and fixed the screen door!
red dog 1
Mar 2020
#129
Yo Mama's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea she was on the other side, fishing.
red dog 1
Mar 2020
#131