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Heard any good "Yo Mama" jokes lately" (Original Post) red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP
Yo Mama so fat... SKKY Nov 2019 #1
Yo Mama is so fat and old.... red dog 1 Nov 2019 #2
Yo mama so fat... Clash City Rocker Nov 2019 #3
I think they're funny too! MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #73
Yo mama so fat, she fell down and broke her ankle... SKKY Nov 2019 #4
Never heard that one before. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #5
"Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #6
Yo mama is so fat, Aristus Nov 2019 #7
Really? This is the best we can do. Not funny. Fla Dem Nov 2019 #8
I'm new here, but isn't this forum supposed to be a place to have a little fun? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #10
Yes, certainly have fun and relax, but not at the expense of spreading Fla Dem Nov 2019 #11
I agree. Croney Nov 2019 #29
I agree. Tech Jan 2020 #101
Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code! MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #9
Yo mama is so fat she has her own weather system red dog 1 Nov 2019 #12
Yo mama is so skinny... VarryOn Nov 2019 #13
Yo mama is so fat... VarryOn Nov 2019 #14
Good one! MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #15
That's a good ol' southern Arkansas saying... VarryOn Nov 2019 #18
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #16
LOL underpants Dec 2019 #51
Yo momma so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. NightWatcher Nov 2019 #17
Laughing out loud. nt LAS14 Dec 2019 #69
That was funny till I had kids and sometimes it takes me two days to watch a 2 hr movie NightWatcher Dec 2019 #70
:-) LAS14 Dec 2019 #71
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi" at her. MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #19
Yo Mama so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World Ohiya Nov 2019 #20
Oh damn. Xolodno Nov 2019 #24
Yo mama is so fat Zorro Nov 2019 #21
I like that one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #22
Yo Mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #23
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #25
Mama so ugly her mama had to tie a pork chop bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her NightWatcher Nov 2019 #26
Yo mama cannabis_flower Nov 2019 #27
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes red dog 1 Nov 2019 #28
Can't we just change these to "Your Trump" jokes? dem4decades Nov 2019 #30
I don't think so red dog 1 Nov 2019 #31
"Trump jokes" already are a type of joke red dog 1 Nov 2019 #33
trump is so fat that at the mar a lago pool rampartc Dec 2019 #55
Oh God, that's horrible just to think about! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #59
Trump's so fat that on Friday he told Fauci to kiss his ass and Fauci said Captain Zero May 2020 #135
Yo mama is so poor, the ducks throw bread at her" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #32
"Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #34
I like it! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #36
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #35
Yo mama is so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got red dog 1 Nov 2019 #37
Yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #38
Yo mama is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked "What size bucket?' and Yo mama said MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #39
Last time yo mama read a yo mama joke, it was written on the wall of a cave. DetlefK Nov 2019 #40
Yo mama is so ugly her portraits hang themselves! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #41
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food red dog 1 Nov 2019 #42
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #43
Yo Mama is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook red dog 1 Dec 2019 #44
Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater red dog 1 Dec 2019 #45
Yo mama is so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #46
Yo mama is so fat she has her own time zone" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #47
Yo mama is so fat her idea of dieting is deleting cookies from the internet red dog 1 Dec 2019 #48
That's clever underpants Dec 2019 #52
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera red dog 1 Dec 2019 #49
Yo mama is so fat she curves space and time red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50
Yo Mama is so dumb her favorite candy is W&W's underpants Dec 2019 #53
Yo Mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said Goodbye lunasun Dec 2019 #54
Yo mama so fat when she want to iron her pants ... mr_lebowski Dec 2019 #56
Hey tenaciousdem Dec 2019 #57
Yo mama's so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #58
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #60
Yo mama is so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #61
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #62
Yo mama is so chatty she makes telemarketers hang-up. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #63
"Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of red dog 1 Dec 2019 #64
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #65
Yo mama so ugly benld74 Dec 2019 #66
Yo mama's so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #67
Yo Mama's so fat the police use her for a road block. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #68
Yo mama's so old she farts dust! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #72
Yo mama's so old and fat that before God could say "Let there be light" he had to tell her to MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #74
Yo mama's so old, she remembers when the Old Testament was the red dog 1 Dec 2019 #75
Yo mama so fat... Ohiya Dec 2019 #76
Yo mama's so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake," and she said MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #77
Yo mama is so old she left her purse in Noah's ark red dog 1 Dec 2019 #78
Yo mama's so fat she broke the family tree! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #79
Yo Mama is so chatty she makes telemarketers hang up! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #80
Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and red dog 1 Dec 2019 #81
Yo Mama's so butch, she threw the shot-put in high school. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #82
Yo Mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #83
Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her head out the window & let the wind blow it. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #84
Yo mama's so clumsy she tripped on the internet. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #85
Yo mama is so fat she created a Gmail account just so she can eat the spam. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #86
Yo mama's so smelly, she makes Right Guard turn left! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #87
Yo mama's so mean, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #88
Yo Mama so dumb, if she stands still for too long someone will water her. MrScorpio Jan 2020 #89
Ya moms is so fat. How fat is she? MrScorpio Jan 2020 #90
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #91
Yo Mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weekwhacker. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #92
Yo Mama is so crazy crazytown Jan 2020 #93
Yo mama is so lazy she undercooks ramen noodles red dog 1 Jan 2020 #94
Yo Mama is so fat all she wants for Christmas is to see her feet. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #95
Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #96
Yo mama's so greasy she sweats Crisco! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #97
Yo mama's so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #98
But recently Ninety girl Jan 2020 #99
Yo mama has such a big mouth, she speaks in Surround Sound! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #100
Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Ben Franklin in grammar school. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #102
"Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #103
Yo mama's so old she co-wrote the Ten Commandments. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #104
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #105
Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes ON at strip joints. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #106
"Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #107
Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck red dog 1 Feb 2020 #108
Yo Mama so fat, she stood in front of a mirror... SKKY Feb 2020 #109
Yo Mama smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left! red dog 1 Feb 2020 #110
Yo Mama's so fat, fast food stock prices go up & down based on her eating habits. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #111
Yo Mama's so fat, when she farts people accuse her of global warming. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #112
Yo mama's so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #113
Yo Mama's so old and fat, she lifted her arms and the Dead Sea Scrolls fell out." red dog 1 Feb 2020 #114
Waterbed style LaelthsDaughter Feb 2020 #115
Yo Mama's so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before passing Go, red dog 1 Feb 2020 #116
Yo Mama's so scary she made the monster under the bed scream. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #117
Yo Mama's so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #118
Yo Mama's so ugly she gave Freddie Krueger nightmares. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #119
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she opens the door on Halloween, the kids give HER candy" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #120
Yo Mama's so fat and lazy the only time she does a pull-up is at the Drive-Thru red dog 1 Feb 2020 #121
Yo Mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #122
Yo Mama's so dumb she thinks Donald Trump is a Disney cartoon character. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #123
Yo Mama smells so bad, she has a three-pack-a-day habit...I'm talking about Odor Eaters! red dog 1 Feb 2020 #124
Yo mama so fat when she tell someone to kiss her ass Captain Zero Feb 2020 #125
Yo mama's so stupid TlalocW Feb 2020 #126
Yo Mama's so short, she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #127
Yo Mama's so old she learned to write on cave walls. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #128
Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and fixed the screen door! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #129
Yo Mama's so old, Cain and Abel used to play in her front yard! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #130
Yo Mama's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea she was on the other side, fishing. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #131
Yo Mama's so old, her first job was shoveling shit on Noah's Ark" red dog 1 Mar 2020 #132
Yo Mama's so old, on her birthday, the candles cost more than the cake! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #133
Yo Mama's so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #134

red dog 1

(27,783 posts)
2. Yo Mama is so fat and old....
Sat Nov 9, 2019, 08:49 PM
Nov 2019

...before God could say "Let there be light" He had to tell her to get her fat ass out of the way!

Clash City Rocker

(3,390 posts)
3. Yo mama so fat...
Sat Nov 9, 2019, 10:22 PM
Nov 2019

She has three smaller mamas in geosynchronous orbit around her body.

When she lies down on the beach, marine biologists come and roll her into the water.

When she wears a red dress, the kids say, “Hey! Kool-Aid!”

For the record, I would never use these jokes to refer to anyone’s real mother, nor do I tell fat jokes regarding actual people. I just think the jokes are funny.

Fla Dem

(23,593 posts)
8. Really? This is the best we can do. Not funny.
Sun Nov 10, 2019, 04:02 PM
Nov 2019
A maternal insult (also referred to as a "yo mama" joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.[1] Used as an insult, "your mother ..." preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive. "Your mother" can be combined with most types of insults, although suggestions of promiscuity are particularly common.[2] Insults based on obesity, height, hairiness, laziness, incest, age, race, poverty, poor hygiene, unattractiveness, homosexuality, or stupidity may also be used. Compared to other types of insults, "your mother" insults are especially likely to incite violence.[3] Slang variants such as "yo mama", "yo momma", "yer ma", "ya mum", "ur mom", "your mum", "ur mum", or "your mom" are sometimes used, depending on the local dialect. Insults involving "your mother" are commonly used when playing the Dozens.

Although the phrase has a long history of including a description portion, such as the old "your mother wears combat boots", the phrase "yo mama" by itself, without any qualifiers, has become commonly used as an all-purpose insult[1] or an expression of defiance.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)
10. I'm new here, but isn't this forum supposed to be a place to have a little fun?
Tue Nov 12, 2019, 05:12 PM
Nov 2019

(About DU Lounge)

"Our social forum. Relax with your friends and talk about 'Off Topic Stuff'..The Lounge is supposed to be a friendly, welcoming place for everyone..No cliquish behavior..No drama.....No whining about DU."

This particular topic may not be "the best we can do" and while you may think it's "not funny"..it appears that others seem to be enjoying it.

Would you rather have everyone stick to "The Horror That is Trump" 24/7?

Fla Dem

(23,593 posts)
11. Yes, certainly have fun and relax, but not at the expense of spreading
Tue Nov 12, 2019, 09:01 PM
Nov 2019

denigrating remarks about women.

Did you read the excerpt where it was explained the origins of that phrase? And how it is usually used to denigrate women?

Used as an insult, "your mother ..." preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive.


As far as “others” having fun, only 4 DUer’s participated in that thread. There are plenty of ways to have fun without resorting to insults.

Maybe you’ll learn after being here a while that for the most part DUer’s don’t traffic in that type of
“low brow humor”.

Too bad the 49er’s lost last night. I was cheering for them. It was a good game.
 

VarryOn

(2,343 posts)
18. That's a good ol' southern Arkansas saying...
Thu Nov 14, 2019, 10:59 PM
Nov 2019

Growing up, my friends would call a particularly large person a "three tripper." They'd take three trips to haul ass lol

Glad you enjoyed!

red dog 1

(27,783 posts)
31. I don't think so
Mon Nov 18, 2019, 05:18 PM
Nov 2019

"Yo mama" jokes have been around for a long time, like "Knock Knock" jokes, "Lawyer jokes" and
"Walks into a bar" jokes

red dog 1

(27,783 posts)
33. "Trump jokes" already are a type of joke
Mon Nov 18, 2019, 05:22 PM
Nov 2019

I'll just make one up here:

Trump is so fat, he buys his suits at Omar the Tent-Maker"

Captain Zero

(6,788 posts)
135. Trump's so fat that on Friday he told Fauci to kiss his ass and Fauci said
Sun May 3, 2020, 01:19 AM
May 2020

I would but I don't have all weekend !

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)
39. Yo mama is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked "What size bucket?' and Yo mama said
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 06:19 PM
Nov 2019

"The one on the roof"

red dog 1

(27,783 posts)
64. "Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of
Sat Dec 14, 2019, 05:15 PM
Dec 2019

George Washington's nose!"

red dog 1

(27,783 posts)
65. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group,
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 07:59 PM
Dec 2019

and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)
74. Yo mama's so old and fat that before God could say "Let there be light" he had to tell her to
Thu Dec 19, 2019, 04:14 PM
Dec 2019

get her big ass out of the way!

TlalocW

(15,377 posts)
126. Yo mama's so stupid
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 03:31 AM
Feb 2020

She stared at a can of frozen orange juice for an hour because it said, "Concentrate."

TlalocW

red dog 1

(27,783 posts)
129. Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and fixed the screen door!
Sat Mar 7, 2020, 07:50 PM
Mar 2020

(HAD to recycle this one)

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