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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHeard any good "Yo Mama" jokes lately"
Yo Mama is so dumb, when they said "Order in the Court" she asked for fries and a coke
SKKY
(11,797 posts)...she fell on a rainbow and made skittles.
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(27,783 posts)...before God could say "Let there be light" He had to tell her to get her fat ass out of the way!
Clash City Rocker
(3,390 posts)She has three smaller mamas in geosynchronous orbit around her body.
When she lies down on the beach, marine biologists come and roll her into the water.
When she wears a red dress, the kids say, Hey! Kool-Aid!
For the record, I would never use these jokes to refer to anyones real mother, nor do I tell fat jokes regarding actual people. I just think the jokes are funny.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)SKKY
(11,797 posts)...and gravy came out of it.
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(27,783 posts)Good one!
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(27,783 posts)Aristus
(66,294 posts)when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody!
Fla Dem
(23,593 posts)Although the phrase has a long history of including a description portion, such as the old "your mother wears combat boots", the phrase "yo mama" by itself, without any qualifiers, has become commonly used as an all-purpose insult[1] or an expression of defiance.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)(About DU Lounge)
"Our social forum. Relax with your friends and talk about 'Off Topic Stuff'..The Lounge is supposed to be a friendly, welcoming place for everyone..No cliquish behavior..No drama.....No whining about DU."
This particular topic may not be "the best we can do" and while you may think it's "not funny"..it appears that others seem to be enjoying it.
Would you rather have everyone stick to "The Horror That is Trump" 24/7?
Fla Dem
(23,593 posts)denigrating remarks about women.
Did you read the excerpt where it was explained the origins of that phrase? And how it is usually used to denigrate women?
As far as others having fun, only 4 DUers participated in that thread. There are plenty of ways to have fun without resorting to insults.
Maybe youll learn after being here a while that for the most part DUers dont traffic in that type of
low brow humor.
Too bad the 49ers lost last night. I was cheering for them. It was a good game.
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(27,783 posts)VarryOn
(2,343 posts)She swallowed a meatball and we thought she was pregnant!
VarryOn
(2,343 posts)If you told her to haul ass, it would take two trips!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)VarryOn
(2,343 posts)Growing up, my friends would call a particularly large person a "three tripper." They'd take three trips to haul ass lol
Glad you enjoyed!
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(915 posts)Ohiya
(2,224 posts)Going to have to remember that one.
Zorro
(15,724 posts)Shes got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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(27,783 posts)Old jokes are the best, imo.
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(39,343 posts)cannabis_flower
(3,764 posts)Is so stupid she believes everything Donald Trump says.
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(27,783 posts)dem4decades
(11,270 posts)Like Your Trump is so fat....
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(27,783 posts)"Yo mama" jokes have been around for a long time, like "Knock Knock" jokes, "Lawyer jokes" and
"Walks into a bar" jokes
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(27,783 posts)I'll just make one up here:
Trump is so fat, he buys his suits at Omar the Tent-Maker"
rampartc
(5,388 posts)you can't tell that he is wearing a speedo.
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(27,783 posts)Captain Zero
(6,788 posts)I would but I don't have all weekend !
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(27,783 posts)writer's block.
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(27,783 posts)MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)"The one on the roof"
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(182,632 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)She got to go out into the driveway!
tenaciousdem
(104 posts)Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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(27,783 posts)MatthewHatesTrump2
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(27,783 posts)George Washington's nose!"
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(27,783 posts)and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama!
benld74
(9,901 posts)Her dildo went limp
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(27,783 posts)MatthewHatesTrump2
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(27,783 posts)MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)get her big ass out of the way!
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(27,783 posts)New Testament.
Ohiya
(2,224 posts)Her cereal bowl has a life guard!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)"Did you just say steak?"
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(27,783 posts)fixed the hole in the window screen.
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(27,783 posts)"I need your weight not your phone number"
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(27,783 posts)MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)MrScorpio
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(27,783 posts)crazytown
(7,277 posts)she voted for trump in 2012.
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(27,783 posts)Ninety girl
(16 posts)They're all old.
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(27,783 posts)so the dog would play with her.
SKKY
(11,797 posts)..and it said, To be continued...
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(27,783 posts)LaelthsDaughter
(150 posts)Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean! XD
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(27,783 posts)she stops and looks both ways.
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(27,783 posts)Captain Zero
(6,788 posts)It takes them the whole weekend.
TlalocW
(15,377 posts)She stared at a can of frozen orange juice for an hour because it said, "Concentrate."
TlalocW
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(27,783 posts)(HAD to recycle this one)