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red dog 1

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2. Yo Mama is so fat and old....

Reply to SKKY (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 9, 2019, 08:49 PM

Nov 2019

...before God could say "Let there be light" He had to tell her to get her fat ass out of the way!

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Heard any good "Yo Mama" jokes lately" [View all] red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP

Yo Mama so fat... SKKY Nov 2019 #1

Yo Mama is so fat and old.... red dog 1 Nov 2019 #2

Yo mama so fat... Clash City Rocker Nov 2019 #3

I think they're funny too! MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #73

Yo mama so fat, she fell down and broke her ankle... SKKY Nov 2019 #4

Never heard that one before. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #5

"Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #6

Yo mama is so fat, Aristus Nov 2019 #7

Really? This is the best we can do. Not funny. Fla Dem Nov 2019 #8

I'm new here, but isn't this forum supposed to be a place to have a little fun? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #10

Yes, certainly have fun and relax, but not at the expense of spreading Fla Dem Nov 2019 #11

I agree. Croney Nov 2019 #29

I agree. Tech Jan 2020 #101

Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code! MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #9

Yo mama is so fat she has her own weather system red dog 1 Nov 2019 #12

Yo mama is so skinny... VarryOn Nov 2019 #13

Yo mama is so fat... VarryOn Nov 2019 #14

Good one! MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #15

That's a good ol' southern Arkansas saying... VarryOn Nov 2019 #18

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #16

LOL underpants Dec 2019 #51

Yo momma so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. NightWatcher Nov 2019 #17

Laughing out loud. nt LAS14 Dec 2019 #69

That was funny till I had kids and sometimes it takes me two days to watch a 2 hr movie NightWatcher Dec 2019 #70

:-) LAS14 Dec 2019 #71

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi" at her. MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #19

Yo Mama so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World Ohiya Nov 2019 #20

Oh damn. Xolodno Nov 2019 #24

Yo mama is so fat Zorro Nov 2019 #21

I like that one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #22

Yo Mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #23

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #25

Mama so ugly her mama had to tie a pork chop bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her NightWatcher Nov 2019 #26

Yo mama cannabis_flower Nov 2019 #27

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes red dog 1 Nov 2019 #28

Can't we just change these to "Your Trump" jokes? dem4decades Nov 2019 #30

I don't think so red dog 1 Nov 2019 #31

"Trump jokes" already are a type of joke red dog 1 Nov 2019 #33

trump is so fat that at the mar a lago pool rampartc Dec 2019 #55

Oh God, that's horrible just to think about! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #59

Trump's so fat that on Friday he told Fauci to kiss his ass and Fauci said Captain Zero May 2020 #135

Yo mama is so poor, the ducks throw bread at her" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #32

"Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #34

I like it! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #36

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #35

Yo mama is so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got red dog 1 Nov 2019 #37

Yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #38

Yo mama is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked "What size bucket?' and Yo mama said MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #39

Last time yo mama read a yo mama joke, it was written on the wall of a cave. DetlefK Nov 2019 #40

Yo mama is so ugly her portraits hang themselves! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #41

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food red dog 1 Nov 2019 #42

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #43

Yo Mama is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook red dog 1 Dec 2019 #44

Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater red dog 1 Dec 2019 #45

Yo mama is so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #46

Yo mama is so fat she has her own time zone" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #47

Yo mama is so fat her idea of dieting is deleting cookies from the internet red dog 1 Dec 2019 #48

That's clever underpants Dec 2019 #52

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera red dog 1 Dec 2019 #49

Yo mama is so fat she curves space and time red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50

Yo Mama is so dumb her favorite candy is W&W's underpants Dec 2019 #53

Yo Mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said Goodbye lunasun Dec 2019 #54

Yo mama so fat when she want to iron her pants ... mr_lebowski Dec 2019 #56

Hey tenaciousdem Dec 2019 #57

Yo mama's so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #58

Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #60

Yo mama is so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #61

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #62

Yo mama is so chatty she makes telemarketers hang-up. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #63

"Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of red dog 1 Dec 2019 #64

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #65

Yo mama so ugly benld74 Dec 2019 #66

Yo mama's so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #67

Yo Mama's so fat the police use her for a road block. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #68

Yo mama's so old she farts dust! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #72

Yo mama's so old and fat that before God could say "Let there be light" he had to tell her to MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #74

Yo mama's so old, she remembers when the Old Testament was the red dog 1 Dec 2019 #75

Yo mama so fat... Ohiya Dec 2019 #76

Yo mama's so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake," and she said MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #77

Yo mama is so old she left her purse in Noah's ark red dog 1 Dec 2019 #78

Yo mama's so fat she broke the family tree! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #79

Yo Mama is so chatty she makes telemarketers hang up! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #80

Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and red dog 1 Dec 2019 #81

Yo Mama's so butch, she threw the shot-put in high school. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #82

Yo Mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #83

Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her head out the window & let the wind blow it. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #84

Yo mama's so clumsy she tripped on the internet. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #85

Yo mama is so fat she created a Gmail account just so she can eat the spam. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #86

Yo mama's so smelly, she makes Right Guard turn left! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #87

Yo mama's so mean, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #88

Yo Mama so dumb, if she stands still for too long someone will water her. MrScorpio Jan 2020 #89

Ya moms is so fat. How fat is she? MrScorpio Jan 2020 #90

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #91

Yo Mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weekwhacker. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #92

Yo Mama is so crazy crazytown Jan 2020 #93

Yo mama is so lazy she undercooks ramen noodles red dog 1 Jan 2020 #94

Yo Mama is so fat all she wants for Christmas is to see her feet. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #95

Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #96

Yo mama's so greasy she sweats Crisco! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #97

Yo mama's so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #98

But recently Ninety girl Jan 2020 #99

Yo mama has such a big mouth, she speaks in Surround Sound! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #100

Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Ben Franklin in grammar school. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #102

"Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #103

Yo mama's so old she co-wrote the Ten Commandments. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #104

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #105

Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes ON at strip joints. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #106

"Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #107

Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck red dog 1 Feb 2020 #108

Yo Mama so fat, she stood in front of a mirror... SKKY Feb 2020 #109

Yo Mama smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left! red dog 1 Feb 2020 #110

Yo Mama's so fat, fast food stock prices go up & down based on her eating habits. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #111

Yo Mama's so fat, when she farts people accuse her of global warming. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #112

Yo mama's so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #113

Yo Mama's so old and fat, she lifted her arms and the Dead Sea Scrolls fell out." red dog 1 Feb 2020 #114

Waterbed style LaelthsDaughter Feb 2020 #115

Yo Mama's so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before passing Go, red dog 1 Feb 2020 #116

Yo Mama's so scary she made the monster under the bed scream. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #117

Yo Mama's so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #118

Yo Mama's so ugly she gave Freddie Krueger nightmares. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #119

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she opens the door on Halloween, the kids give HER candy" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #120

Yo Mama's so fat and lazy the only time she does a pull-up is at the Drive-Thru red dog 1 Feb 2020 #121

Yo Mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #122

Yo Mama's so dumb she thinks Donald Trump is a Disney cartoon character. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #123

Yo Mama smells so bad, she has a three-pack-a-day habit...I'm talking about Odor Eaters! red dog 1 Feb 2020 #124

Yo mama so fat when she tell someone to kiss her ass Captain Zero Feb 2020 #125

Yo mama's so stupid TlalocW Feb 2020 #126

Yo Mama's so short, she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #127

Yo Mama's so old she learned to write on cave walls. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #128

Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and fixed the screen door! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #129

Yo Mama's so old, Cain and Abel used to play in her front yard! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #130

Yo Mama's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea she was on the other side, fishing. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #131

Yo Mama's so old, her first job was shoveling shit on Noah's Ark" red dog 1 Mar 2020 #132

Yo Mama's so old, on her birthday, the candles cost more than the cake! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #133

Yo Mama's so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper! red dog 1 Mar 2020 #134