Today's Tiedrich rant: if I wrote Joe Biden's State of the Union speech

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Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/if-i-wrote-joe-bidens-state-of-the-6ac

Madam Vice President, Mister Weird-Ass Porn-Obsessed Speaker, our First Lady and Second Gentleman, members of Congress and the Cabinet, Justices of the Supreme Court, my fellow Americans —

now, before we start: hey Marjorie Three Toes — try to keep your braying to a minimum. this is supposed to be a solemn occasion. and you, Handy Oakley — try not to fall out of your dress. this isn’t Beetlejuice the Musical. both of you, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. nobody wants to see a repeat of your disgraceful behavior from previous years. you’re government officials and grown adults. it’s time to act like it.

ok, on with the show. the state of our union is … pretty fucking awesome.

three years ago, I inherited an utter shit-show. the worst pandemic in a century. the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War....

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Oh my gosh I love this! Jeff Tiedrich spins out a huge amount of praise for Joe Biden's accomplishments. And I agree, this would be an awesome State of the Union speech. Let's see if this lines up with Biden's address to the nation tonight.

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