Today's Tiedrich rant: if I wrote Joe Biden's State of the Union speech

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/if-i-wrote-joe-bidens-state-of-the-6ac

Madam Vice President, Mister Weird-Ass Porn-Obsessed Speaker, our First Lady and Second Gentleman, members of Congress and the Cabinet, Justices of the Supreme Court, my fellow Americans —

now, before we start: hey Marjorie Three Toes — try to keep your braying to a minimum. this is supposed to be a solemn occasion. and you, Handy Oakley — try not to fall out of your dress. this isn’t Beetlejuice the Musical. both of you, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. nobody wants to see a repeat of your disgraceful behavior from previous years. you’re government officials and grown adults. it’s time to act like it.

ok, on with the show. the state of our union is … pretty fucking awesome.

three years ago, I inherited an utter shit-show. the worst pandemic in a century. the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War....

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Oh my gosh I love this! Jeff Tiedrich spins out a huge amount of praise for Joe Biden's accomplishments. And I agree, this would be an awesome State of the Union speech. Let's see if this lines up with Biden's address to the nation tonight.

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[Blue Owl]

1. K&R

[love_katz]

2. I so strongly wish that this would be his speech.

[SheilaAnn]

3. And as a response I would love to see our President at the end of his speech; "And to Jeff Tiedrich, wherever you are,

many thanks and much appreciation but I just couldn't do it, you know what I mean."

[FoxNewsSucks]

14. Actually, that would probably be the best way.

I'd bet Biden would like to give Tiedrich's speech, and maybe add to it. I know I would.

[SheilaAnn]

15. Me too. LOL.

[Ocelot II]

4. Love it!

That’s the essence, right there.

[sop]

5. Edit out the more colorful expletives, that's the best SOU speech Biden could ever give.

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That speech would take its place in history along with "Four score and seven years ago..." and "I have a dream..." His approval ratings would skyrocket.

Edited to correct typo.

[Aristus]

17. "Four score and seven years ago."

A score is twenty years.

[sop]

18. Thanks, just corrected the typo.

[niyad]

6. Between Tiedrich and Keith Olbermann (per his podcast today) little

magat/traitor heads would be exploding everywhere. It would be fun to watch, but would need a hazmat team to clean up.

Just reading that speech was a delight.

[Paladin]

7. Outstanding Tiedrich work, as usual. (nt)

[orleans]

8. haven't read it yet but recommended b/c i love tiedrich! n/t

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. This should be on broadcast tv, every channel, at least every other day.

[Cheezoholic]

10. Somebody should load this up on RICOs teleprompter when he responds lmao n/t

[SergeStorms]

11. Fantastic!

I just shared this with just about everyone I know.

It's about time people in this country know what's really going on, and stopped listening to this insane culture war crap the "liberal" media is shoving down their throats.

This should be nailed to every evangelical churches door, (or can't you drive nails into solid gold?) ala Martin Luther. Fuck their christian-nationalist bullshit. As John Lennon said, "all I want is the truth now".

A magnificent screed that puts Joe Biden 's accomplishments in complete perspective.

[Dem2theMax]

12. If I had a million dollars, I'd donate it to Joe,

to get him to read this in front of the nation!

[JohnnyRingo]

13. "Handy Oakley" hahaha ...Worth it right there.

[MLAA]

16. I think Tiedrich did have a hand in the speech!

The President was on fire and did not hold back, he blasted TFG and the fix nothing republicans and even a good shot across the bow of the Supreme Court Justices and a slap down of Margie the Misfit.