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In reply to the discussion: The Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump Is Refusing to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season [View all]Chiyo-chichi
(3,589 posts)23. Sean Spicer's Top 10 Reasons that Donald Trump is Not Throwing Out the First Pitch
10. The president is such a good pitcher, he doesnt want to embarrass Max Scherzer, who, Im told, is also a pitcher.
9. He IS going to throw out the first pitch. Nobody ever said he wasnt. #FakeNews.
8. I uh the thing is . April April April Stop shaking your head.
7. He already did it and it was witnessed by more people in person and on the internet that any other pitch in the history of mankind. Okay? Everybody clear now?
6. Baseball is not that big in Russia.
5. He just doesnt want to do it for the Nationals. Hes waiting for an invitation from the Universals, as befits his status.
4. I already called dibs on throwing out the first pitch in my Easter Bunny suit.
3. n9y25ah7.
2. The Washington Nationals used to be the Montreal Expos. Throwing out the first pitch would go against everything the president believes about border security.
1. He thought he was asked to throw out the RICH, which, of course, he would never do.
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The Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump Is Refusing to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season [View all]
Heartstrings
Mar 2017
OP
Didn't he brag about being the 'best' college baseball player, in the entire country??
Siwsan
Mar 2017
#6
Sean Spicer's Top 10 Reasons that Donald Trump is Not Throwing Out the First Pitch
Chiyo-chichi
Mar 2017
#23