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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump Is Refusing to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season
These are the top 10 reasons Donald Trump is refusing to throw out the first pitch of the Nationals' baseball season.
10. Gesture would implicitly condone actions of Cuban players who helped Ted Cruz's dad shoot President Kennedy in the head
9. Hands too small, can't grab ball
8. Unclear where ball should be grabbed anyway given that it doesn't have a (fill in the blank)
7. Players are too old and too male to make for good locker-room sleazeball creeping
6. Upset that Obama beat out Mike Trout for ISIS MVP award despite worse advanced stats
5. Disappointed when someone told him there are no Trump University alums playing in the game because Trump University didn't have a baseball team and was, in fact, a high-pressure sales scam rather than a real institution of higher learning
4. Presence of actual, complete, non-imaginary wall in outfield makes him jealous
3. Can't sleep because he keeps seeing this on the inside of his eyelids every time he tries to get even a moment's peace. By God, her visage haunts his very dreams
2. Would probably be booed mercilessly given that he has an extremely low approval rating and would be appearing in a city in which he only got four percent of the vote anyway
1. Still upset about 1947 integration of the major leagues
Thanks for reading! Number two is probably the real reason. Also number one.
Norbert9
(494 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)MgtPA
(1,022 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)I wish I could unsee this....
LakeArenal
(28,809 posts)mindfulNJ
(2,367 posts)This is definitely the "biggest" reason you won't see that orange blob on the mound.
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)C_U_L8R
(44,996 posts)Trump knows very well where his public poll numbers are and his precious vanity doesn't want that disdain and ridicule captured on video. He'll stick to his private invite-only audiences of adoring toadies.
Cha
(297,026 posts)so damn unpopular.
Donald Trump refuses to prove to America that he can throw a baseball better than Barack Obama
http://www.salon.com/2017/03/28/donald-trump-refuses-to-prove-to-america-that-he-can-throw-a-baseball-better-than-barack-obama/
peacebuzzard
(5,157 posts)Cha
(297,026 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,011 posts)Cha
(297,026 posts)Siwsan
(26,255 posts)You know, back when he was too medically disabled to be included in the military draft.
Cha
(297,026 posts)rigged in potus in the history of the Universe.
SticksnStones
(2,108 posts)I believe he grabs pussies, not balls.
So there's that ~
Cha
(297,026 posts)mercy on baseball.. our all American pastime?
And brainwashed trump/baseball fans take offense to this?
dembotoz
(16,796 posts)Donkees
(31,362 posts)Cha
(297,026 posts)Thank you for posting, Heartstrings
mzteaze
(448 posts)He wanted a percentage of the ticket sales for that day and they weren't interested.
Initech
(100,054 posts)lpbk2713
(42,750 posts)"Hey, I'm a fricking celebrity here. Ya gotta pay me big time."
IronLionZion
(45,403 posts)Dude probably can't throw a baseball. And I think I read somewhere that he played baseball in college or high school.
certainot
(9,090 posts)Chiyo-chichi
(3,576 posts)10. The president is such a good pitcher, he doesnt want to embarrass Max Scherzer, who, Im told, is also a pitcher.
9. He IS going to throw out the first pitch. Nobody ever said he wasnt. #FakeNews.
8. I uh the thing is . April April April Stop shaking your head.
7. He already did it and it was witnessed by more people in person and on the internet that any other pitch in the history of mankind. Okay? Everybody clear now?
6. Baseball is not that big in Russia.
5. He just doesnt want to do it for the Nationals. Hes waiting for an invitation from the Universals, as befits his status.
4. I already called dibs on throwing out the first pitch in my Easter Bunny suit.
3. n9y25ah7.
2. The Washington Nationals used to be the Montreal Expos. Throwing out the first pitch would go against everything the president believes about border security.
1. He thought he was asked to throw out the RICH, which, of course, he would never do.
Auggie
(31,153 posts)sellitman
(11,606 posts)Takket
(21,549 posts)And his handlers make sure his previous ego is protected at all times by insulating him from reality.
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)SunSeeker
(51,545 posts)mountain grammy
(26,605 posts)lastlib
(23,191 posts)Maybe he thought we were talking about Ivana........
MiniMe
(21,714 posts)Response to Heartstrings (Original post)
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