Dear Senior Republicans, Republican Seniors, and Everyone Else Who's "been assured"... [View all]
...of something by the Nuclear Cheeto.
(Senior Republican: Trump has given me assurances he will axe Obamas LGBT rights protections)
(My dearest cousin has Trumpgrets over his vote for Trump)
Y'all can learn something from one another.
That pie-hole thing, in the middle of the ugly orange blob with the dead animal riding it, atop the Nuclear Cheeto's shoulders?
Well, when that pie-hole starts to flap, what's coming out has the precise relationship to reality that a fart has to the Gettysburg Address.
Those noises coming out represent only what the Nuclear Cheeto believes will get you to do whatever he wants, right now, at this moment. Whether it's "get off the damn' phone, I'm waiting for a call from Kim John Something-or-Other," or "vote for me!" or "buy my stuff" or "settle this lawsuit" or "get out of my way," he's saying whatever he thinks will get him that.
Now. This minute.
Once he has what he wants, he will completely forget this conversation. And the next person coming along, that has something he wants, or threatens something he has, or whatever? The pie hole will flap at them telling them whatever he thinks will get him what he wants, even if it's the exact opposite of whatever you heard coming out of that same pie hole five minutes ago.
Even if you're still in the room.
Even if you're playing the video of the pie-hole telling you what you wanted to hear.
Learn this from one another, okay?
This has been a public service announcement.
wearily,
Bright