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TygrBright

(20,733 posts)
Wed Dec 7, 2016, 05:10 PM Dec 2016

Dear Senior Republicans, Republican Seniors, and Everyone Else Who's "been assured"...

...of something by the Nuclear Cheeto.

(Senior Republican: Trump has given me ‘assurances’ he will axe Obama’s LGBT rights protections)

(My dearest cousin has Trumpgrets over his vote for Trump)

Y'all can learn something from one another.

That pie-hole thing, in the middle of the ugly orange blob with the dead animal riding it, atop the Nuclear Cheeto's shoulders?

Well, when that pie-hole starts to flap, what's coming out has the precise relationship to reality that a fart has to the Gettysburg Address.

Those noises coming out represent only what the Nuclear Cheeto believes will get you to do whatever he wants, right now, at this moment. Whether it's "get off the damn' phone, I'm waiting for a call from Kim John Something-or-Other," or "vote for me!" or "buy my stuff" or "settle this lawsuit" or "get out of my way," he's saying whatever he thinks will get him that.

Now. This minute.

Once he has what he wants, he will completely forget this conversation. And the next person coming along, that has something he wants, or threatens something he has, or whatever? The pie hole will flap at them telling them whatever he thinks will get him what he wants, even if it's the exact opposite of whatever you heard coming out of that same pie hole five minutes ago.

Even if you're still in the room.

Even if you're playing the video of the pie-hole telling you what you wanted to hear.

Learn this from one another, okay?

This has been a public service announcement.

wearily,
Bright

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Dear Senior Republicans, Republican Seniors, and Everyone Else Who's "been assured"... (Original Post) TygrBright Dec 2016 OP
Oh so agree. Wellstone ruled Dec 2016 #1
Yep. And it's why I don't get too exercised over any one thing "said," "assured," etc. n/t TygrBright Dec 2016 #2
I worked for a "trump" TBA Dec 2016 #3
Oh crap,think I know your Trump. Wellstone ruled Dec 2016 #4
Yes, it's unlikely to work out well in the long run for the Nuclear Cheeto, I think. TygrBright Dec 2016 #5
You are SO RIGHT, my dear TygrBright............... CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2016 #6
Thanks, Peggy. Though I'd just love to be wrong about this... TygrBright Dec 2016 #7
Shameless self-kick for the evening crowd. n/t TygrBright Dec 2016 #8
Epic. I laughed, I cried. lindysalsagal Dec 2016 #9
Many thanks! n/t TygrBright Dec 2016 #10
lol treestar Dec 2016 #11

TBA

(825 posts)
3. I worked for a "trump"
Wed Dec 7, 2016, 05:41 PM
Dec 2016

That is exactly what he did. Oh and he was devout Morman. He lied lied lied ("no you are not going to be transferred&quot and the day after my student left for the summer the SOB called me at home and said I was being transferred.

That is not the half of it. He was verbally abusive and surrounded himself with sycophants.

One bright spot, my "trump" is facing felony charges for theft. He stole materials to use on his farm.

TygrBright

(20,733 posts)
5. Yes, it's unlikely to work out well in the long run for the Nuclear Cheeto, I think.
Wed Dec 7, 2016, 05:45 PM
Dec 2016

But in the mean time, the collateral damage will be horrific.

Buckle up.

apprehensively,
Bright

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,308 posts)
6. You are SO RIGHT, my dear TygrBright...............
Wed Dec 7, 2016, 05:58 PM
Dec 2016

I knew it awhile ago, in the run-up to the voting.

But I appreciate your stating it so very clearly.

Buckle up, buttercup.

The ride will be tumultuous.



lindysalsagal

(20,444 posts)
9. Epic. I laughed, I cried.
Wed Dec 7, 2016, 10:43 PM
Dec 2016

K& RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"That pie-hole thing, in the middle of the ugly orange blob with the dead animal riding it, atop the Nuclear Cheeto's shoulders? "


Priceless.
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