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Showing Original Post only (View all)Amazing tweet by George Conway mocking the Republican religious fanatics in the House and their 10 Commandments [View all]
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George Conway:
To be posted in all Members offices per order of the Speaker:
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy fathers golf course.
6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.
8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.
10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy fathers golf course.
6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.
8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.
10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).
Greg Steube:
In January, @RepMikeJohnson joined me on the House floor while we were in a deadlock over who our next Speaker would be. We lifted up the speakers race to the Lord and asked for his divine guidance. Immediately after the prayer, 14 members changed their votes, ultimately leading to Speaker McCarthy securing the gavel by the end of the day.
Mike Johnson is a strong conservative, but above all else, he is a strong Christian. Hes not afraid to look to his faith for guidance. America needs that more than ever in the U.S. House.
I look forward to voting for Mike Johnson as our next Speaker🇺🇸
Mike Johnson is a strong conservative, but above all else, he is a strong Christian. Hes not afraid to look to his faith for guidance. America needs that more than ever in the U.S. House.
I look forward to voting for Mike Johnson as our next Speaker🇺🇸
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Amazing tweet by George Conway mocking the Republican religious fanatics in the House and their 10 Commandments [View all]
FelineOverlord
Oct 2023
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This GOP MOC is upset because people didn't care for the photo of them praying on the House floor
FelineOverlord
Oct 2023
#9
Those who truly follow the bible don't make a spectacle of their praying
Bernardo de La Paz
Oct 2023
#13
Makes me why they are beseeching demons down in hell instead of lifting up their eyes and hands to heaven. . . nt
Bernardo de La Paz
Oct 2023
#23
That photo is frightening, repulsive, stomach-churning, disgusting, hideous, horrible etc.
SamKnause
Oct 2023
#29
Forgot the New Testament Christian commandments as proclaimed by Brother Johnson
Wonder Why
Oct 2023
#35