Amazing tweet by George Conway mocking the Republican religious fanatics in the House and their 10 Commandments

[FelineOverlord]

Link to tweet

George Conway:

To be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker:

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course.
6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.
8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.
10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).

Greg Steube:

In January, @RepMikeJohnson joined me on the House floor while we were in a deadlock over who our next Speaker would be. We lifted up the speaker’s race to the Lord and asked for his divine guidance. Immediately after the prayer, 14 members changed their votes, ultimately leading to Speaker McCarthy securing the gavel by the end of the day.

Mike Johnson is a strong conservative, but above all else, he is a strong Christian. He’s not afraid to look to his faith for guidance. America needs that more than ever in the U.S. House.

I look forward to voting for Mike Johnson as our next Speaker🇺🇸

[dalton99a]

1. Kick

[ananda]

2. LOL

[dchill]

3. And something about Jayzus Crossed...

...are sigh vyore.

[Ray Bruns]

4. Number 9 made me laugh!

[Aristus]

5. "Okay......snake eyes!......okay, McCarthy, you roll......"

n/t

[everyonematters]

6. This is clearly unconstitutional.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"

[EYESORE 9001]

10. ...

[niyad]

7. KNR

[Wounded Bear]

8. K&R...nt

[FelineOverlord]

9. This GOP MOC is upset because people didn't care for the photo of them praying on the House floor

Link to tweet

Ben Cline:

Yes, we pray on the House floor. And our Constitution protects my right to do so. Get over it.

Rev. Dr. Paul P. Waldmiller

I certainly don't mind genuine prayer to Biblical-God, but your haughty photo op is a stench in God's nostrils. You or your @GOP
#Trolls can attack me (& God will punish you/them for it), but you should have gone in a private room to pray, or in the very least, NOT used a prayer for a political opportunity! That was NOT act of Biblical Christianity!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

13. Those who truly follow the bible don't make a spectacle of their praying

They pray privately or in church or in a quiet corner away from cameras and crowds and intense public scrutiny.

There is a bible verse on this exact issue.

But Republicon christianists cherry pick the bible.

[wnylib]

19. Here it is.

Matthew 6:5, 6

5) And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have their reward.
6) But when you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father who is unseen. Then your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.

[Traildogbob]

26. They are on

Their knees for thouest True Lord, Donald J Trump
And he demands there are no gods before him. The wrath of God Donald strikes more fierce than that invisible fake ghost in the sky.
God Donald controls their fate “here and now”. That’s much more important than after death. They can’t take their cash with them after death.
GQP Christian’s have never been concerned with the future, all about Cash Now. “It’s my cash and I need it NOW”. The Worthington Plan is the GQP platform.

[nuxvomica]

27. Did any of them pray on J6?

Surely that should've stopped the insurrectionists. I don't recall them praying so much as running for their very lives. Where was their god then?

[cbabe]

11. Precedent. Test case.

https://www.cnn.com › 2022 › 06 › 27 › politics › football-coach-prayer-high-school-supreme-court-kennedy › index.html

Supreme Court rules school district cannot prohibit football coach's ...

Jun 27, 2022Washington CNN — The Supreme Court said Monday that a Washington state school district violated the First Amendment rights of a high school football coach when he lost his job after...

[617Blue]

12. Why do non-religious people vote for these Theocrats?

Most of my family votes GOP and NONE of them set foot in church other than weddings and funerals.

[NoMoreRepugs]

14. We need way more atheists in Congress to get some balance.

[rubbersole]

15. JFC.

This is really going to be a shit show until 1/3/25. The silver lining is repubs being exposed. The scariest part is this wanker is 2nd in line to the most powerful position in the world.

[Poiuyt]

16. That photo makes me want to puke!

[Hope22]

17. Right there with you! N/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

23. Makes me why they are beseeching demons down in hell instead of lifting up their eyes and hands to heaven. . . nt

[Glaisne]

37. That picture makes them look like

fools, idiots and charlatans. It's a show for their moronic base.

[TeamProg]

18. Funny !! K&R

[Ford_Prefect]

20. On a Right Wing without a prayer...

I've already bought that head of lettuce.

Liz Truss Lettuce
On 14 October 2022, the British tabloid newspaper the Daily Star began a livestream of an iceberg lettuce next to a framed photograph of Liz Truss, who had recently been appointed the prime minister of the United Kingdom. This act followed an opinion piece in The Economist that compared the expected brevity of Truss's premiership to the shelf life of a lettuce, with the October 2022 United Kingdom government crisis occurring just weeks into her tenure and leading many political commentators to opine that Truss's resignation would be imminent. She announced her resignation as prime minister on 20 October 2022, before the lettuce had wilted; the Daily Star subsequently declared the lettuce "victorious" over Truss.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce

[Danascot]

30. How many Scaramouccis

equals a head of wilted iceberg lettuce?

[Ford_Prefect]

31. Are we talking metric or SAE?

[Moostache]

21. Oh....they were PRAYING...

I swear I thought that was a picture of them shooting craps on the floor of the House...which would actually be LESS offensive to me than the prayer part.

[leftyladyfrommo]

22. When I see a bunch of white guys all

kneeled down like that I run.

That is never a good sign. That's always the crazies.

[tanyev]

24. "thy stollen documents"

[KT2000]

25. This is gold!

Maybe we can laugh these idiots out of Congress.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. LOL. That's awesome!

Good work, Mr. Conway!

[SamKnause]

29. That photo is frightening, repulsive, stomach-churning, disgusting, hideous, horrible etc.

I don't want to live in a fucking theocracy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't give a flying fuck about your beliefs or faiths.

[Blue Owl]

32. K&R

the fucking hypocrisy is off the charts...

[3Hotdogs]

33. What a bunch of tossers.

[jaxexpat]

34. Screw you George, you're still a Republican.

Way too late to try and be on the right side, sucker.

[Wonder Why]

35. Forgot the New Testament Christian commandments as proclaimed by Brother Johnson

Thou shalt love God above all others except Donald Trump

Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself as long as he makes more money than you do and is not one of "those others".

[lonely bird]

36. Hmmm...

Maybe God forgot to tell Matt Gaetz that McCarthy was the chosen one?

[panfluteman]

38. A Bit of an ETH Overload - Could That be ETH-ical Hypocisy?

Absolutely Brilliant!

[Timeflyer]

39. Greg Steube--the Florida NRA Chosen One.