OK. Let's have this out.

[Laelth]

The IMPOTUS looks like a centaur with his hind quarters cut off. He stands, leaning forward, with that gut sticking out and his chest puffed up at all times. Why is this? DU has been debating this issue for a couple of days now. I want your opinion.



I will let you know my opinion in advance. Occam’s razor says that a corn cob suppository is the most likely answer.



-Laelth

21 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Corn Cob Suppository
	4 (19%)
	Genetic Defect
	0 (0%)
	An Inherent Desire to Invade the Space of Others
	2 (10%)
	Lift Shoes
	0 (0%)
	Oppressive Girdle (designed to contain the orange jello)
	0 (0%)
	A combination of the shoes and the girdle.
	9 (43%)
	Chronic constipation.
	0 (0%)
	Other. (Please explain.)
	6 (29%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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