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The IMPOTUS looks like a centaur with his hind quarters cut off. He stands, leaning forward, with that gut sticking out and his chest puffed up at all times. Why is this? DU has been debating this issue for a couple of days now. I want your opinion.
I will let you know my opinion in advance. Occams razor says that a corn cob suppository is the most likely answer.
-Laelth
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Corn Cob Suppository | |
4 (19%) |
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Genetic Defect | |
0 (0%) |
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An Inherent Desire to Invade the Space of Others | |
2 (10%) |
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Lift Shoes | |
0 (0%) |
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Oppressive Girdle (designed to contain the orange jello) | |
0 (0%) |
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A combination of the shoes and the girdle. | |
9 (43%) |
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Chronic constipation. | |
0 (0%) |
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Other. (Please explain.) | |
6 (29%) |
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0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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BannonsLiver
(16,542 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)A POTUS with dementia mean we are fucked. My mom had it and she went all wacky in her 60s.
captain queeg
(10,281 posts)captain queeg
(10,281 posts)Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) Tweeted:
See anyone you know? This pic was part of a lecture given in 1888 by Jean-Martin Charcot a renowned French neurologist & professor of anatomical pathology. He was noting precise differences & characteristics of the PSP form of Frontotemporal Dementia even b4 it had it's own name https://t.co/UisrhqmA02
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smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I don't think the other things would cause such a noticeable effect. Besides, he has probably been wearing lifts for a while now, but the lean seems to be getting worse and worse.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)While I dont deny that dementia could cause that posture, you cant deny that a corn cob suppository would have the same effect.
-Laelth
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)It's possible.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)Its also more frightening. This man controls the codes to our nuclear weapons.
-Laelth
vercetti2021
(10,156 posts)I mean I guess that's probably a good possibility
uponit7771
(90,370 posts)Laelth
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judeling
(1,086 posts)The new brand just doesn't have the same room for the deposits.
panader0
(25,816 posts)Laelth
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doc03
(35,432 posts)or Malania kicked him in the balls.
Laelth
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Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Laelth
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Nature Man
(869 posts)trying to suck his fat fucking gut in, but he looks like an asshole.
Laelth
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MyOwnPeace
(16,949 posts)I truly think it's more of the "good blood" thing, you know, like he said about Henry Ford the other day - good guy that he was accepting that medal from the Nazis.
BUT, truth be known, the "good blood" is his own - and it certainly pre-dates any "Mayflower" or "Pilgrim" stuff - we're talking CRO-MAGNON MAN!!!!! Yeah, I know, he's not carrying a club now, but, well, Melania could answer that part, right?
I'm sure that's what it is - many people are saying that.........
Laelth
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WestLosAngelesGal
(268 posts)Time for a change?
Laelth
(32,017 posts)Good call.
-Laelth
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Like he is trying to get away from the crap in his depends.
Grasswire2
(13,571 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,544 posts)Laelth
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chillfactor
(7,587 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,100 posts)I think there's a combination of things going to cause him to stand like that. Wearing lifts, and maybe a girdle. Probably has a full diaper, too. I'm sure there's the "power"/"get in your face" stance involved, as well. He is big on that kind of game. And, like I said, he has Lindsey Graham and others so far up his ass, they're probably battling for space. Got to be mighty uncomfortable. I'm with Noel Casler about the dementia thing. I don't think he has it. What people are attributing to dementia, is more likely caused by a lifetime of drug addiction. He's still using. He still has enough wits about him to come up with shitty stuff to pull on a constant basis, and you wouldn't see that with someone with dementia.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)Cant disagree with you at all.
-Laelth
Rebl2
(13,583 posts)he has so much weight in front it pulls him forward.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)It just looks unnatural.
-Laelth
pnwest
(3,266 posts)the jacket hang looser in the front, giving the illusion of not being fat. Everything thats supposed to be human, like literally being able to stand like a human, is a foreign concept with this guy. He knows hes getting fat, and has stood in front of the mirror for hours, and posed... looking for a stance that is most beneficial to his appearance and this is what he cake up with. Make the jacket look roomy in front so it gives the illusion of thinness.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)My own corn cob suppository theory gives him too much credit.
He is a vain, self-centered, and destructive monster.
-Laelth
betsuni
(25,764 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)Sorry I didnt include it in the poll.
-Laelth
TheBlackAdder
(28,244 posts).
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Laelth
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Laelth
(32,017 posts)Thats excellent.
-Laelth
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)LaelthsDaughter
(150 posts)I like the corncob theory! However, it is incorrect. I have heard through mysterious back channels the truth about Donald Trump that will explain everything.
Trump IS a centuar from hell! A direct quote, He was so bad, Satan himself spat out this creature in an attempt to save his home. Evidently, the dark council is pleased by his absence. Hell is happy about the decision. If you have any further questions please call (666)666-6666!
Laelth
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LaelthsDaughter
(150 posts)If you need any further proof, just ask yourself why he paints his face orange! As a demon spawn sent to earth he must be dead. As such, he would have rotting flesh and nobody wants to see that (or him)! So, he uses the orange as a nice thick layer of bullshit to cover his face.
A PSA by LD~
Laelth
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A HERETIC I AM
(24,381 posts)Talitha
(6,635 posts)Laelth
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Iggo
(47,586 posts)So nobody will notice hes fat.
Works about as well as a combover.
0rganism
(23,984 posts)of course, why you'd want the front half of a centaur wandering around independently is kind of a mystery, but i gotta admit the way the front half of the centaur manages to look and act so much like a back half is straight-up amazing.
Laelth
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Hermit-The-Prog
(33,544 posts)It's clear that during one of his "play time" sessions, years ago, someone substituted a pineapple for a corncob and it became stuck. This caused a back-up so that his secondary anus, below the nose, has been spewing shit all this time. The forward lean is an attempt to expel the pineapple, or, in the alternative, produce the proper level of anger to expel the shit evident when he speaks.
Wolf Frankula
(3,604 posts)He is an orange haired orangutan.
Wolf
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-Laelth