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Doreen

(11,686 posts) Thu May 14, 2020, 05:58 PM May 2020

Well, I got THE vile letter just now. [View all]

I noticed it is set up like one of those official letters that you should open because there is important info you may need for a situation concerning your taxes or things like Soc-Sec.

First I "accidentally" dropped it then "accidentally" kicked it then "accidentally" stomped on it a few times. I can't seem to be able to pick it up off the floor where I "accidentally" left it.

Any suggestions on what else I could "accidentally" do to it?

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Well, I got THE vile letter just now. [View all] Doreen May 2020 OP

Litter box? Though I hate to torture the cat MLAA May 2020 #1

Yeah, that was my first though but yeah, the kitties never did anything wrong. Doreen May 2020 #3

😻 MLAA May 2020 #4

I like the idea of writing "RESIGN" across it in wide nib Sharpie csziggy May 2020 #2

Good suggestion. Doreen May 2020 #5

I mailed mine to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave SoonerPride May 2020 #6

Good on you, Sooner. Cha May 2020 #8

Hmm, Maybe running over the envelope a few times first would be good. Doreen May 2020 #10

I got it Tuesday.. I wrote "FO ASSFACE" on it & Threw it in the Cha May 2020 #7

Spray or wipe it off with disinfectant. You don't want that letter to give you C-19...just saying'. Frustratedlady May 2020 #9

Yeah, that ran through my mind also, so I did. Doreen May 2020 #13

Accidentally mark it 'Return To Sender', then accidentally put it back Aristus May 2020 #11

Put a new stamp on it though ... support the USPS :) nt mr_lebowski May 2020 #14

Whoa Faux pas May 2020 #12