Well, I got THE vile letter just now.

[Doreen]

I noticed it is set up like one of those official letters that you should open because there is important info you may need for a situation concerning your taxes or things like Soc-Sec.

First I "accidentally" dropped it then "accidentally" kicked it then "accidentally" stomped on it a few times. I can't seem to be able to pick it up off the floor where I "accidentally" left it.

Any suggestions on what else I could "accidentally" do to it?

[MLAA]

1. Litter box? Though I hate to torture the cat

[Doreen]

3. Yeah, that was my first though but yeah, the kitties never did anything wrong.

[MLAA]

4. 😻

[csziggy]

2. I like the idea of writing "RESIGN" across it in wide nib Sharpie

Redacting the name and address and mailing it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC. That seems entirely appropriate.

Another possibility is suing the President for using taxpayer money to finance sending out campaign literature, which these letters clearly are. CREW might help with that.

[Doreen]

5. Good suggestion.

[SoonerPride]

6. I mailed mine to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

[Cha]

8. Good on you, Sooner.

[Doreen]

10. Hmm, Maybe running over the envelope a few times first would be good.

[Cha]

7. I got it Tuesday.. I wrote "FO ASSFACE" on it & Threw it in the

TRASH.

[Frustratedlady]

9. Spray or wipe it off with disinfectant. You don't want that letter to give you C-19...just saying'.

The irony of it all. See what I mean?

[Doreen]

13. Yeah, that ran through my mind also, so I did.

[Aristus]

11. Accidentally mark it 'Return To Sender', then accidentally put it back

in the mailbox.

[mr_lebowski]

14. Put a new stamp on it though ... support the USPS :) nt

[Faux pas]

12. Whoa

All I did with mine was tear it to shreds, I applaud your creativity