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Thu May 14, 2020, 05:58 PM

Well, I got THE vile letter just now.

I noticed it is set up like one of those official letters that you should open because there is important info you may need for a situation concerning your taxes or things like Soc-Sec.

First I "accidentally" dropped it then "accidentally" kicked it then "accidentally" stomped on it a few times. I can't seem to be able to pick it up off the floor where I "accidentally" left it.

Any suggestions on what else I could "accidentally" do to it?

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:01 PM

1. Litter box? Though I hate to torture the cat

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Response to MLAA (Reply #1)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:04 PM

3. Yeah, that was my first though but yeah, the kitties never did anything wrong.

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Response to Doreen (Reply #3)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:05 PM

4. 😻

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:04 PM

2. I like the idea of writing "RESIGN" across it in wide nib Sharpie

Redacting the name and address and mailing it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC. That seems entirely appropriate.

Another possibility is suing the President for using taxpayer money to finance sending out campaign literature, which these letters clearly are. CREW might help with that.

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Response to csziggy (Reply #2)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:05 PM

5. Good suggestion.

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:06 PM

6. I mailed mine to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

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Response to SoonerPride (Reply #6)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:08 PM

8. Good on you, Sooner.

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Response to SoonerPride (Reply #6)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:12 PM

10. Hmm, Maybe running over the envelope a few times first would be good.

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:07 PM

7. I got it Tuesday.. I wrote "FO ASSFACE" on it & Threw it in the

TRASH.

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:10 PM

9. Spray or wipe it off with disinfectant. You don't want that letter to give you C-19...just saying'.

The irony of it all. See what I mean?

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Response to Frustratedlady (Reply #9)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:19 PM

13. Yeah, that ran through my mind also, so I did.

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:12 PM

11. Accidentally mark it 'Return To Sender', then accidentally put it back

in the mailbox.

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Response to Aristus (Reply #11)

Thu May 14, 2020, 07:05 PM

14. Put a new stamp on it though ... support the USPS :) nt

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2020, 06:16 PM

12. Whoa

All I did with mine was tear it to shreds, I applaud your creativity

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