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A HERETIC I AM

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84. Yup

Mon Aug 27, 2018, 03:07 PM

Aug 2018

Was just gonna say the same thing.

Years ago I had an interaction with a Buick Dealer in Rock Springs, Wyoming. I went back to RS subsequently and asked a local what happened to the guy. I was told

"He committed suicide"

"Really?" I asked.

"Yup. Shot himself 3 times. He's buried in the town cemetery in the smallest plot. They just screwed him in"

As it turned out, he was so hated by everyone, that when he was killed (presumably by an abused wife) the old "Frontier Justice" effect came into play. The Police literally let it go and didn't bring charges because he was such an enormous asshole and there wasn't anyone in town who gave a fuck that he was dead.

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What will be the best way to bury trump when he dies? [View all] Le Gaucher Aug 2018 OP

On a burning stake like all witches of course!! boston bean Aug 2018 #1

I chose "pass". My option would be to dump him into a swamp. He'd be right at home with the slime. tonyt53 Aug 2018 #2

I was thinking let him hang from the treason gallows till the buzzards finish him. hvn_nbr_2 Aug 2018 #75

Drop his fat ass in a septic tank. Glamrock Aug 2018 #3

Burial + Camouflage ! Not bad Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #7

I'm thinking of more creative ways... mitch96 Aug 2018 #61

Old fashioned outhouse exboyfil Aug 2018 #29

Another vote for the cesspool. (eom) Loge23 Aug 2018 #35

I chose pass YessirAtsaFact Aug 2018 #4

I actually have a fantasy mnhtnbb Aug 2018 #5

Good point. I understand your (potentially) legitmate fears of "agent Mike" mysteryowl Aug 2018 #96

Launch him into orbit in a Tesla Roadster VMA131Marine Aug 2018 #6

...... trusty elf Aug 2018 #18

That's right, send his butt right back to the lizardpeople of Uglius 7.... postage due Afromania Aug 2018 #33

Wow! lagomorph777 Aug 2018 #79

No, the universe is so beautiful Butterflylady Aug 2018 #20

A potters grave RhodeIslandOne Aug 2018 #8

He can 'rest in piss' Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #13

LOL - Wonderful. Totally Tunsie Aug 2018 #28

Photograph of tRump from 2017 while he was growing up Bernardo de La Paz Aug 2018 #32

Like Nixon imagined by B Kliban Bernardo de La Paz Aug 2018 #30

I don't thin that even his ashes 2naSalit Aug 2018 #9

I too chose pass and the scenario that he committed suicide after being indicted for treason. lark Aug 2018 #10

manure and piss is what he deserves dustyscamp Aug 2018 #11

What!! Cremation and flushing down the Golden Trump Tower toilet wasn't an option?? Docreed2003 Aug 2018 #12

Full Septic tank or Doggie Dooley hopeforchange2008 Aug 2018 #14

Flush his ashes down his golden throne NRaleighLiberal Aug 2018 #15

Cats. Squinch Aug 2018 #16

He should go out in that classy Hitler style. dubyadiprecession Aug 2018 #17

Put his body on display next to Lenin in Moscow. Kablooie Aug 2018 #19

I expect him to demand he is buried in Arlington or that the fed gov't.... Thomas Hurt Aug 2018 #21

Damn - and he IS eligible only by virtue of being president. Totally Tunsie Aug 2018 #36

Yup zipplewrath Aug 2018 #49

Throw him in the cesspool/septic tank pecosbob Aug 2018 #22

I want him to be buried somewhere I can get close enough to take a piss on it. Neema Aug 2018 #23

Drop him where ever they dropped Bin Laden panader0 Aug 2018 #24

Dispose of him in the Everglades. lpbk2713 Aug 2018 #25

Like nuclear waste. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2018 #26

Can you imagine the funeral and burial he would arrange for himself? redstatebluegirl Aug 2018 #27

Am going with Jerry Reeds' idea.... GemDigger Aug 2018 #31

quicklime in an unmarked location shanny Aug 2018 #34

Or how about Hydro Flouric Acid .. Ala Breaking Bad.... Krazy8 will meet on the Other side. Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #39

Anyone remember the end of Gladiator? Bleacher Creature Aug 2018 #37

Perfect Analogy.. Hope someone makes a Photoshop outta that! Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #40

Build a dance hall over his grave. Pope George Ringo II Aug 2018 #38

Drop him in a North Korean rice paddy from a plane named "The Lethe". populistdriven Aug 2018 #41

Face down with rupert murdoch on top of him. BSdetect Aug 2018 #42

Lol ..would serve both of them right .. Maybe add Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to the pile Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #44

Soylent Green factory? Ferrets are Cool Aug 2018 #43

THIS n/t jayschool2013 Aug 2018 #76

Bury him before he dies! Dread Pirate Roberts Aug 2018 #45

After impaling his corpse with multiple wooden stakes... alterfurz Aug 2018 #46

Sealed lead casket encased in 30' of concrete... Dave Starsky Aug 2018 #47

I was going to say "other" - sea burial next to bin laden, but you thought of that first! nt Lucky Luciano Aug 2018 #48

Swiftly and silently N/T flotsam Aug 2018 #50

Up in the high cacti of Arizona for the buzzards. no_hypocrisy Aug 2018 #51

With a stake through his heart. NT redwitch Aug 2018 #52

But then the head vampire is still alive! Initech Aug 2018 #66

Yucca Mountain nt Flaleftist Aug 2018 #53

Is there a toilet big enough to flush him down? n/t QC Aug 2018 #54

Given his penchant for increasing and not draining the swamp, feed him to some alligators. LonePirate Aug 2018 #55

Nuclear Waste dump, of course. hlthe2b Aug 2018 #56

That's what I was going to say Revanchist Aug 2018 #93

I say shoot him into space so he is no longer contaminating Doreen Aug 2018 #57

That was my intent too ..also I didnt want him defiling our life giving sun Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #60

Cremate him so ivanka can keep him within reach of her bed...side. Tikki Aug 2018 #58

Feed his bloated carcass to a starving polar bear. Kaleva Aug 2018 #59

Under a massive spitoon with a hole in the bottom. kysrsoze Aug 2018 #62

Launch him into space John Fante Aug 2018 #63

We will have send a pack of anerobic bacteria as well .. Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #91

I would let his dead body rot somewhere wasupaloopa Aug 2018 #64

How is that different from what he is doing now? Le Gaucher Aug 2018 #68

Not much wasupaloopa Aug 2018 #88

Space force! Space force! Initech Aug 2018 #65

Whatever happens to his shriveled corpse one thing is sure JPK Aug 2018 #67

Dig a hole, toss him in it, and build an outhouse over it. GoCubsGo Aug 2018 #69

You might get infected. LiberalFighter Aug 2018 #72

CDC Infectious Disease LiberalFighter Aug 2018 #70

Chernobly LiberalFighter Aug 2018 #71

Prop him up at his dining room table in tRump tower ornotna Aug 2018 #73

Quietly, without ceremony. RichardRay Aug 2018 #74

The correct answer is... Major Nikon Aug 2018 #77

Thanks for including my choice - "Bin Laden style". lagomorph777 Aug 2018 #78

Very special episode of Shark Week meadowlander Aug 2018 #80

Fargo method central scrutinizer Aug 2018 #81

Compressed into a diamond in honor of one of my dad's favorite expressions bigbrother05 Aug 2018 #82

He is so crooked they will have to screw him into leftyladyfrommo Aug 2018 #83

Yup A HERETIC I AM Aug 2018 #84

Dumped in a NJ swamp, traditional mobster style. nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2018 #85

Private burial, no pomp and circumstance, phylny Aug 2018 #86

I would like to memorialize him with a statue in the Rose Garden. bluedigger Aug 2018 #87

Close enough to me that I can conveniently piss on his grave. (nt) Paladin Aug 2018 #89

Wherever Hoffa is buried, never to be seen or heard about again. Totally Tunsie Aug 2018 #90

i like what this tweet suggests: MariaCSR Aug 2018 #92

Let pussies grab his body crazycatlady Aug 2018 #94

I like how the Tibetian Monks had to do it mysteryowl Aug 2018 #95