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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat will be the best way to bury trump when he dies?
22 votes, 4 passes | Time left: Unlimited | |
Sea Burial .. Next to Bin Laden | |
5 (23%) |
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Cremate him and spread his ashes over Moscow | |
2 (9%) |
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Throw his body into Siberia | |
1 (5%) |
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Feed him to rabid dogs | |
3 (14%) |
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Shoot him off on "Space Force One" towards darkest part of known universe | |
4 (18%) |
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Make burgers and feed it to his base 'Fried Green Tomatoes" style. | |
2 (9%) |
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Your own ingenious idea to dispose the hideous toxic dump | |
5 (23%) |
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4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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boston bean
(36,224 posts)tonyt53
(5,737 posts)hvn_nbr_2
(6,491 posts)but dump him in the swamp is pretty good.
Glamrock
(11,803 posts)Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)mitch96
(13,940 posts)Bury him head down,feet down with his ass sticking up and use his butt crack as a bike rack... yup, that would work...
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exboyfil
(17,865 posts)was my vote.
Loge23
(3,922 posts)YessirAtsaFact
(2,064 posts)Id like to see him launched into the sun, so he is broken down to constituent atoms to reduce the amount of skank in the universe.
mnhtnbb
(31,412 posts)that involves this. But since I don't want a visit from Agent Mike, I will keep it to myself.
mysteryowl
(7,432 posts)VMA131Marine
(4,159 posts)As a warning to future alien visitors.
trusty elf
(7,403 posts)Afromania
(2,771 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)awesome.
Butterflylady
(3,555 posts)I don't want his ugly a** degrading it. I voted for Siberia.
RhodeIslandOne
(5,042 posts)So no cemetery has to be disturbed by the lines of people coming to piss on it.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,064 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,064 posts)2naSalit
(86,900 posts)are fit to soil this planet, send his carcass into the sun as mentioned above. Mother Earth should be free of his essence, and that goes for his spawn as well.
lark
(23,182 posts)I'd have an enormous world wide invitation to a Freedom Rings dance party. He'd be laid in the ground but covered with ultra thick glass so you could still see his bloated orange form and everyone could dance all night on top of him, burying hate and Russian influence, letting in the light of freedom. There's be tons and tons of lights and torches, great bands and would last for several days so all could have a chance to celebrate the defeat of official criminality, lies and grifting and taking back it's soul. All actions from illegal former thief in charge have been cancelled, including all nominations, and the VP is also guilty of crimes along with Speaker of the House and Majority Leader of Senate and all are removed from office.
dustyscamp
(2,228 posts)Docreed2003
(16,890 posts)hopeforchange2008
(610 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(60,031 posts)Squinch
(51,075 posts)dubyadiprecession
(5,737 posts)Suicide by handgun, partially creamated, and buried in a shallow grave in a dog park.
Kablooie
(18,645 posts)Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)pay for some heinous and gaudy monument........it would not surprise me that expects a monument on par with a pyramid....he is that narcissistic.
Maybe they could bury him without a headstone under some stretch of the border fence.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Last edited Mon Aug 27, 2018, 05:02 PM - Edit history (1)
Every other interment requires honorable military service in some form.
How disgraceful if he were to sully this hallowed ground.
[link:https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jun/7/sgt-shaft-who-can-be-buried-arlington-cemetery/|
zipplewrath
(16,646 posts)I'm hoping he chooses to be buried at his presidential "library" in some gaudy mausoleum. But I'm a bit worried he'll choose to be buried at Arlington.
pecosbob
(7,547 posts)Neema
(1,151 posts)Then dance.
panader0
(25,816 posts)lpbk2713
(42,772 posts)The gators and the pythons might not find him too distasteful.
And it would not be that far from his beloved Mar-a-Loogie.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,947 posts)redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)Lord you could not find enough gold to cover it.
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)Tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou
shanny
(6,709 posts)drive a stake through the center of his chest (and whatever might reside in there) and burn cleansing herbs over the spot. A bonfire-sized heap would do, I think.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)Although pouring out the reduced cell tissues will be a challenge.
Bleacher Creature
(11,258 posts)Maximus was taken out of the arena as a hero, while Commodus was left behind to rot.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)We could charge admission and pay off the national debt.
populistdriven
(5,644 posts)Lethe is one of the five rivers of Hell means river of forgetfulness. Lethe was also the name of the Greek spirit of forgetfulness and oblivion, with whom the river was often identified. In Classical Greek, the word lethe literally means "oblivion", "forgetfulness", or "concealment".
BSdetect
(8,999 posts)Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)and you have a EPA Superfund Site.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,112 posts)jayschool2013
(2,316 posts)Dread Pirate Roberts
(1,897 posts)That should be one of the options.
alterfurz
(2,475 posts)...and riddling it with silver bullets, Trump needs to be buried in a triple-lined & locked lead coffin at some desolate crossroads, guarded in all four directions by archangels with flaming swords. Believe me, people, it's the only way!
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)Buried at the bottom of the deepest abandoned copper mine in existence
With a tungsten plaque reading "KEEP AWAY!!! TOXIC WASTE!!!" In 100 languages--including ancient Greek, Latin, International Sign language, and Esperanto.
I was going to choose the space launch option, but there's a chance the rocket would explode and scatter his noxious elements into the Earth's atmosphere..
Lucky Luciano
(11,267 posts)flotsam
(3,268 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,272 posts)Green burial is always best.
redwitch
(14,952 posts)Initech
(100,129 posts)I'm talking about Putin of course!
Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)QC
(26,371 posts)LonePirate
(13,437 posts)I am sure they are hungry and hes a big meal.
hlthe2b
(102,494 posts)Revanchist
(1,375 posts)Seal him up so he can't contaminate the evironment
Doreen
(11,686 posts)our planet.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)Or his shadow from starlight..
So off to the darkest and coldest part of space he goes.
Tikki
(14,560 posts)Tikki
Kaleva
(36,384 posts)kysrsoze
(6,025 posts)John Fante
(3,479 posts)and as far away from our planet as possible. Let him rot out there.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)Else his body will become extremely well preserved
wasupaloopa
(4,516 posts)a majority support him. Let him puff up until he pops and his rotting corpse stinks up the area for weeks and weeks.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)wasupaloopa
(4,516 posts)Initech
(100,129 posts)JPK
(656 posts)Wherever his grave will be, like his star on HW Blvd, it will be eternally be the object of patriotic vandals rightly trashing it. His remains will not rest easy.
GoCubsGo
(32,099 posts)Might want to line the hole so that all of his toxicity doesn't leak into the water table, however.
LiberalFighter
(51,263 posts)LiberalFighter
(51,263 posts)LiberalFighter
(51,263 posts)ornotna
(10,807 posts)With a bucket of KFC and seal the door. The perfect tomb for him. He'll be surrounded with all the things he loves for his afterlife. They may have to chain Ivanka in another chair to get her to stay.
RichardRay
(2,611 posts)Anyone who wants to attend certainly may. The rest of the world ignores the event completely.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Who fucking cares? The only thing I need to know is where's the party.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)meadowlander
(4,412 posts)central scrutinizer
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|bigbrother05
(5,995 posts)Then he would be forever "shining like a diamond in a goat's ass"
leftyladyfrommo
(18,874 posts)the ground.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,381 posts)Was just gonna say the same thing.
Years ago I had an interaction with a Buick Dealer in Rock Springs, Wyoming. I went back to RS subsequently and asked a local what happened to the guy. I was told
"He committed suicide"
"Really?" I asked.
"Yup. Shot himself 3 times. He's buried in the town cemetery in the smallest plot. They just screwed him in"
As it turned out, he was so hated by everyone, that when he was killed (presumably by an abused wife) the old "Frontier Justice" effect came into play. The Police literally let it go and didn't bring charges because he was such an enormous asshole and there wasn't anyone in town who gave a fuck that he was dead.
eppur_se_muova
(36,317 posts)phylny
(8,393 posts)get him out of our sight and psyches as soon as possible.
bluedigger
(17,088 posts)They can put it right where we handed him the blindfold and cigarette.
Paladin
(28,281 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)MariaCSR
(642 posts)Link to tweet
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crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)I'm talking big ones like lions and tigers
mysteryowl
(7,432 posts)I think it was the monks, anyway, they could not bury their dead so they put them out for the wildlife to eat.