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kairos12's JournalBeware. Voter Machines Rigged for Drumpt
If you cast a voter for Orange Hitler the machine registers a vote as:
*signs you up permanently for a thousand dollars a month worth of Drumpt steaks
*enrolls you at $10,000 a month in Drumpt's fake school
*forces you to contribute $5000 a month to Welfare Rancher Bundy's defense team
*gets you on a list to clean Drumpt's bathrooms
Please begin a list of all the special names for Drumpt
Need to stock up for the stretch run.
My favorite is Orange Hitler.
Arizona State's Sandra Day O'Connor College set to open in downtown Phoenix
Under her name it should inscribed:
"Proud Swing Vote in Bush V. Gore."
The reality of Drumpt voter logic.
First I salute the person out there in the ether who came up with this.
Trump voter: I support him because he says what he means.
Trump: Somebody shoot my opponent.
Trump voter: He didn't mean that.
An amygdala walks into a bar,
and the bartender says, "Hey, don't come in here looking for trouble."
This week Orange Hitler Will "Reboot" his Campaign
http://www.wsj.com/article_email/donald-trump-tries-a-campaign-reboot-1470610338-lMyQjAxMTI2MDA3ODAwNTgwWjsnip:
Donald Trump is trying to quickly reset his presidential campaign to address worsening poll numbers and growing isolation from influential members of the Republican Party.
The campaign will also attempt to reboot:
the Titanic
8 Track Audio
Lawn Darts
Non-safety windshield glass for cars
New Coke
The Ford Pinto
All are seen as easier to do says a Cheetos Hitler Spokesman.
Cokie Roberts bashing HRC. The usual garbage on NPR.
NPR used to be listenable. Nevermore I say.
For the sake of all that is rational in the world
if you are buying something for less than a dollar pay with cash. Not an iPhone, credit card, debit card, master card, visa card.
Rant over.
Back to your regularly scheduled DU.
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