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June 14, 2019

Huckleberry hopes she is remembered for her transparency and honesty.

If that's the case, in less outrageous claims, I would like to remembered for being in the baseball Hall of Fame, and for inventing Snickers.

June 13, 2019

Lou Gehrig

Stole home 15 times in his career.

June 13, 2019

Traitor Don's words tonight were a direct

plea to Putin for his help to steal the next election. Nothing less than that.

June 10, 2019

Please, please

don't verbify nouns!

Also, double negatives are never not no-nos.

June 9, 2019

Joe Morgan, my favorite ballplayer, told this story.

He had struck out badly. When he returned to the dugout a teammate grabbed a bat and used the handle as a fake microphone and approached Morgan to interview him about that at bat.

The player asked Joe, "Joe can you tell me what happened on that pitch."

Morgan: "I sure will. I'm going to tell you the difference between a curveball and a MFing curveball. Now, your curveball you can pick up the spin right away, track it, and a get a good hack on it. Now, your MFing curveball looks just like a fastball until it crosses the plate, falls off the table, you swing and miss like a fool, and now it's a MFing Strike Three."

Love that Joe.

June 9, 2019

Read today on the internets LOL

As JFK famously said, “ we chose to go to the Moon, not because it’s easy, but because it’s Mars.”

June 9, 2019

The doctor said I can either put you under

with gas or just whack you with a canoe paddle.

It was a case of ether oar.

June 9, 2019

Warning, warning do not attempt, under any circumstances,

to spell the word "part" backwards.

It's a trap.

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