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kairos12

kairos12's Journal
kairos12's Journal
August 20, 2019

How do math teachers scold their children?

"If I've told n times, I've told you n+1 times to pick up your room!"

August 19, 2019

A man took his daughter to

the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As she walked around she broke down in tears.

As the man’s office mates gathered around she said “but daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”

August 19, 2019

Why do Marxists only drink horrible tea?

Because all proper tea is theft!

August 19, 2019

Remembering Groucho

He died August 19, 1977.

Someone once told him he was public nuisance. He said I didn't know that, how much does it pay?

The world could use him these days.

RIP.




August 18, 2019

Woke up this morning

in a rage over the Electoral College system.

Usually this issue is a low boil.

Going to walk it off.

August 16, 2019

Glass coffins...will they be popular?

Remains to be seen.

August 16, 2019

Name a pet peeve, go!

People who respond to your thank you by saying "no problem."

August 16, 2019

Shitler's screaming "look at your 401ks" is the new

I make the trains run on time.

History has seen this act before. Not so long ago.

August 16, 2019

When it's 114 degrees in Phoenix, and your idling in your car,

the shade thrown by a tall truck at an intersection is most appreciated.

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