red dog 1
red dog 1's JournalPost a line from a song & see if anyone knows the song without using Google - Part 14
1) "That is where we always meet..Hiding in shadows where we don't belong.."
2) "I'm gonna' take you girl and hold you, and do all the things I told you.." (answered)
3) "I've been down, I've been beat..I've been so tired that I could not speak"
4) "I said 'you're on buddy, my mill's running fine, let's come off the line now at Sunset & Vine'"
5) "And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south" (answered)
6) "Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free" (answered)
7) "His clothes are dirty but his hand are clean" (answered)
8) "Wherever I wander, wherever I roam..I couldn't be fonder of my big home"
9) "But the sound of your little heart darlin', is the sweetest sound I ever heard" (answered)
10) "Honey you shake, and I'll rattle; and we'll roll on down the line" (answered)
11) "I've seen the beauty of a red red rose, seen the beauty of the sky so blue" (answered)
12) "You gotta tell your story, boy, before it's time to go" (answered)
13) "When I was a child my family would travel, down to western Kentucky where my parents were born" (answered)
14) "Well I'm past the boulevard..Out here underneath the stars..I've been flying past the houses, farms and fields" (answered)
15) "Cross over the river, beyond every cloud..She's past the wind, blowing loud"
(vintage rock & roll song) (answered)
16) "I got up this mornin' turned on the radio..I was checkin' on the surfing scene to see if I would go" (answered)
17) "Said to the man at the railway station, I want a ticket, just for one..He said, 'well, if you insist, where do you want to go, miss, oh oh'" (answered)
More song lyrics from Part 13 still unanswered:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181297497
Know any jokes that are so dumb that they're actually funny?
A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion."
"Democracy For Sale": Cambridge Analytica & Big Tech's History of Manipulating Elections
Democracy Now
January 10, 2020
https://www.democracynow.org/2020/1/10/2020_election_digital_manipulation_cambridge_analytica
Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 28
1) "I don't want to infer that Dr. Albright is old & flabby, but the other day she lifted her arms and the Dead Sea Scrolls fell out!"
2) "He's a high talker!"
3) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!"
4) "Life is pain, get used to it!" (Made for cable TV drama)
5) "I'm sorry, I don't speak 'maid'!"
6) "Lady Luck can be a fickle whore."
7) "Oh my God, I'm GORGEOUS!!"
8) "Say the secret word and divide a hundred dollars"
9) "Is this the group that goes around militating squirrels?"
10) "I'll have a big salad."
11) "Can't you see that Al?'
12) "A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a scotch and water, PLEASE!!"
13) "I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it!"
14) "Is this a piece of your brain?" (answered)
15) "Now, say my name!" (answered)
16) "Well, school's got some good points..I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoos to the chicks!"
17) "I think I'm Jewish."
18) "Big steps and little 'uns"
19) "OK, what's the difference between a Mexican and an octopus?"
20) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"
21) "I don't mean to panic anybody, but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"
22) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"
23) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!"
24) "He's a popcorn!" (F/X TV series)
25) "Why don't you get a life, Rick? ..Why don't you go to community college like Julian here?"
26) "I lie every second of the day..My whole life is a sham!"
27) "Guns don't kill people..Physics kills people!"
28) "I know you..Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"
29) "Anita Pallone..That's my mother's name!"
30) "Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend."
31) "I lost my shoe!"
32) Tommy, I need a ride downtown!"
More TV quotes from Part 27:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181285375
Donald Trump is so crazy _______?
Donald Trump is so crazy his doctors readjust his meds on an hourly basis!
Make up a joke about the monster in the White House
Question: Who is Donald Trump's tailor?
Answer: Omar the Tentmaker
Post a line from a movie & see if anyone knows the movie without using Google - Part XXVll
1) "How I know this, I look like psychic to you?"
2) "Let's do what one shepherd said to the other shepherd" (What?).."Let's get the flock out of here!"
3) "You lousy FRUIT! You ruined me!!"
4) "You don't smoke, do ya, right? ..What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh?..Go fuck yourself!"
5) "I saw you too..I saw you, and then you killed a man!"
6) "I have to fart!"
7) "The President?..You look more like a sack of shit in a cheap suit to me!"
8) "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?" (answered)
9) "You come into my house and complain about me making too much noise?"
10) "I got this rat..this..gnawing, cheese-eating fucking rat!"
11) "Put the coffee..back..in..the..cup"
12) "Well that's some monkey house in there!"
13) "You move..you make one sound, I'll snatch the life right out of you!"
14) "Are you fucking with me?"
15) "All of you can kiss my rebel dick!"
16) "Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it, um, um" (answered)
17) "Have you ever read the bible, Pete?"
18) "There's a lot of new people out there, so before we go on, my name is Morty Melnick"
19) "Mr. Conforte, I'll see you in just a few minutes."
20) "You gotta kill Bone first."
21) "What about my men?..What about my men?..What about my men?"
22) "Now YOU should say something!"
23) "What kind of man would put a snake in a man's salad?"
24) "I'm great physically..I've got a PhD in Oral Sex!"
25) "Oh, it's not so bad..Eddie says after the baby comes I can quit one of my night jobs." (answered)
26) "The last man in that safe who didn't work here, Daddy shot in his tracks!"
27) "Oh dear, I don't like hypothetical questions."
28) "You're giving me a brand new Jaguar, and you don't want anything?" (answered)
29) "I'm a WRITER, you monsters!..I create!...I create for a living!...I'm a creator!...I am a creator!..This is my uniform!"
30) "Look, darlin', Johnny Ringo!..The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill they say!" (answered)
31) "Are there more beans, Mr. Taggart?" (answered)
More movie lines from Part XXVl:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181295124
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