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Name: Kathy Hinsman
Gender: Female
Hometown: Pittsburgh PA
Home country: USA
Current location: Pittsburgh
Member since: Sat Feb 18, 2017, 01:16 PM
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December 15 - Happy Birthday Senator Mark Warner (D) VA



My fellow Pittsburghers will get this joke




The cranky wife

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me."

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note...

After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone…
"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote... "I can see your feet. We're out of bread: be back in five minutes."




December 13 - Happy Birthday Rep. Donald Norcross (D) NJ-1st



December 13 - Happy Birthday Rep. Jamie Raskin (D) MD-8th



December 13 - Happy Birthday Rep. Anna Eshoo (D) CA-18th



In praise of Grandmas everywhere



December 10 - Happy Birthday Rep. Harley Rouda (D) CA-48th



December 10 - Happy Birthday Rep. Mark Takano (D) CA-41st



December 9 - Happy Birthday Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D) NY



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