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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:22 AM Original message |
Why do the end timers want Jesus to return so badly? Why not just commit suicide? |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
1. Most of them will get a surprise when he does and it won't |
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ixion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:25 AM Response to Original message |
2. ironically, they see suicide as a sin... |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:32 AM Response to Reply #2 |
6. The Jesus they worship today is nothing like the man of legend. |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:39 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Exactly |
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CrispyQ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:52 AM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Colbert nailed it: |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:58 AM Response to Reply #10 |
15. I hope he REALLY said that! |
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CrispyQ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 12:28 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Here you go: |
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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:57 AM Response to Reply #6 |
14. They don't pray to Jesus, they pray to Jeezus. |
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ixion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 10:02 AM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Yep, spot on. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
3. You've actually answered your own question |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
4. They don't actually *BELIEVE*, way down deep, the tenets of their religion. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:34 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Hey, something's wrong with your line-breaks |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:56 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. ;-) (NT) |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:53 AM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Tesha, I wish more DU'ers grasped the truth of your statement. Most Fundies simply react |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
5. Because they believe that your life is not yours to take... |
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AngryOldDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
9. Because they think they're better than the rest of us and they want to see us all burn in hell. |
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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
12. I'm half tempted to create a Facebook event: |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
17. They tingle in anticipation of all that smitin' that'll take place. |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 12:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. That's true. Just check out the Rapture Ready Web site. |
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OHdem10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
18. Permanent Life of Paradise. Once Jesus returns and the |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-12-11 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
21. Because if they kill themselves...they go to hell. |
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