Fox News Forum posts about the Japan earthquake

[paparush]

[MineralMan]

1. Oh, noes! It's the Rupture fer shure!

Morons all!

[RKP5637]

13. I wish they would all get on with their rapture, float off into the heavens, and

leave the rest of us alone.

[Cleita]

2. I would laugh but this is so pathetic

I'm crying.

[RKP5637]

3. Zeros talking to Zeros. Pathetic. n/t

[Boswell]

7. look up GIGO in a dictionary

and you will see that same list of nonsense

[RKP5637]

12. Yep, absolutely true. We also used to call some of our applications bad software talking

to bad software!

[Ian David]

4. Because nothing bad ever happens in America. n/t

[tigereye]

5. mankind will be a think of the past!

:rofl: Clearly this has already occurred!

[Newest Reality]

6. Parrots with delusional additions?

Should we send them crackers and mirrors?

[madinmaryland]

8. Is "knowfool" busting on these idiots about the "birth certificate"?

:rofl:

[Trekologer]

9. Twice a day I see that too!

Each day, at exactly the same times, I see 9:11 on my clocks too! It must be a sign of impending...quarter after the hour?

[Scuba]

10. Proof that the pooling of idiots can result in a negative IQ. n/t

[PA Democrat]

11. OMG. Lunatics.

[stevedeshazer]

14. Are you fucking KIDDING me?

How do they even know how to turn their computers on and get on Compuserve with their modems?

[liberalmuse]

15. Cretins.

A bunch of self-involved, fuckwit cretins.

[Sonoman]

16. "Our God"?

Yeah, fuckstick.

Here is one from my friend, Eric Taylor.

Your God
Eric Taylor (Blue Ruby Music/BMI)

When the boatmen stole the Africans
Did your God ride or row?
When they roped them and they shackled them
Was he with them in the hold?
Was the ocean moon so beautiful
That it brought him to his knees?
What did your God see?

When she prayed out loud in Cherokee
Was that your God by the fire?
When she swayed up there in the sweet gum tree
Was he hangin' up there beside her?
Did he bless the silver rivers?
Did he fix himself a drink?
What did your God see?

If I sing hallelujah, will he hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the glory train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

Did your God ride the bullet
To the old Lorraine Motel?
Is it the blood of the lamb, is it another man down,
Did he catch him as he fell?
Did he calm the waters?
Did his heart just freeze?
What did your God see?

Did your God ride the backroads
On a Texas summer night?
Did he stand there in the pine grove
As they drug him out of sight?
Did he stand for the last communion?
Did he kneel to wash his feet?
What did your God see?

If I sing hallelujah, will he hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the glory train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?


Peace to all,
Sonoman

[sasha031]

17. it's scary to knowing they inhabit the same planet as us

[Kurovski]

18. Those were all made up!

Weren't they?

[spanone]

19. sick puppies one and all....

[jillan]

20. I cannot comprehend going thru life with these feelings. How depressing.

[warren pease]

21. As George Carlin pointed out...

...consider how dense the average 100 IQ person is. Then consider that half the population is dumber than that.

And here they are, shamelessly displaying their monumental idiocy.

I hope the rapture is selective enough to spirit these imbeciles directly to their eternal reward and leave the planet to those who can count to 20 without having to remove their shoes.


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