Damn, I love this truck!

[Jackpine Radical]

My New Truck

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,'
the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied,
'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued
and 'On The Road Again 'came from the speakers.

Then he said,
'Ray Charles!',
and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
and nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled out, 'Asshole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Governor of
Wisconsin !

Damn, I love this truck.

[annabanana]

1. hee hee . . . kick . .n/t

[mfcorey1]

2. Kick.....Love it!

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. HA

thanks for the chuckle.

and I want one of those trucks! :)

[madokie]

4. LOL

This old, rather have a picture of a ford as the keys to a chevy, ford man may have to buy a damn chevy afterall

[zeemike]

5. Smart truck.

Almost makes me want one....K&R for the first laugh of the day.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Stealing!

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Moi? Most certainly. I stole it from an email I just got.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. No, Me! I swiped it for distribution

[catabryna]

8. Haha...

thanks for my first laugh of the day. :)

[malaise]

9. Brilliant

:rofl:

[Lucinda]

10. :)

Great way to end my day!

[chill_wind]

11. :-)

[TBF]

13. lol

:D

[itsrobert]

14. Bravo if you thought that up yourself

Thanks regardless.

[Jackpine Radical]

16. As I acknowledged above, I stole it.

[itsrobert]

15. link

http://nofoldgold.blogspot.com/2011/02/bought-new-chevy-avalanche-and-returned.html

It's probably a few years old tale.