The living definition of DERP: Anna Nicole Smith, a Wikileaks cable, and...well...Derp.

[WilliamPitt]

Leaked cable: Anna Nicole wreaked havoc in Bahamas
By Danica Coto
Associated Press / December 22, 2010

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico—Anna Nicole Smith may have been just a "B-list celebrity," but she hit the Bahamas like a hurricane, spreading scandals that toppled a string of officials and endangered the whole government, according to newly leaked U.S. diplomatic cables.

The government fell two months after the last cable was written.

"Not since Category 4 Hurricane Betsy made landfall in 1965 has one woman done as much damage in Nassau," reads a colorful November 2006 document, apparently written by Deputy Chief of Mission D. Brent Hardt. It was released by WikiLeaks and published by the British newspaper The Guardian late Tuesday. "Lying in disarray in her wake are Doctor's Hospital, the Coroner's Court, the Department of Immigration, local mega-lawyers Callenders and Co., formerly popular Minister of Immigration Shane Gibson, and possibly Prime Minister Christie's PLP government," the diplomat added.

The cables, classified as confidential, described how Smith's remarkably rapid success in gaining permanent residency led to the ouster of Gibson while the alleged bungling of her son's treatment and death cut short the careers of several lesser officials while energizing the political opposition and the press. The last cable was dated March 2007, two months before the Progressive Labor Party lost an election despite a strong local economy. It noted that the opposition Free National Movement "has used these scandals to seize the offensive in the run-up to elections."

The heiress, former Playboy playmate and reality TV star filed for legal residency in the Bahamas on Aug. 11, 2006, according to the cables, and was granted it about a month later, even though the process sometimes takes years and her ownership of a home -- the basis for her application -- was in dispute. The cables note that Gibson, who approved the application, was hit by allegations he had received a $10,000 check and a $25,000 watch from Smith, who also allegedly hired his father to work on her yacht and his mother to baby-sit her children.

The derp: http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2010/12/22/leaked_cable_anna_nicole_wreaked_havoc_in_bahamas/?p1=Upbox_links

[Hawkeye-X]

1. Derp...

[Pryderi]

2. OMG! She really WAS murdered!

[caseymoz]

3. Well, I'm glad that scandal has finally been exposed.

Though I'm thinking that Global Warming might be a bigger problem for the Bahamas in the future.

[NNN0LHI]

4. This woman wreaked havoc everywhere she went

Her life was like watching a cheap disaster movie in slow motion.

Don