First Draft of Bristol Palin's Memoir

[Bettie]

So, I'm looking at my email and I get one from Mr. Bettie.....yep, he's "found" the first draft of Ms. Palin's memoir.

Likes: Beefy Boys, Coconut Hair Conditioner, Cherry Lolipops, lieing to young girls about abstinence

Dislikes: Mean People, The librul media (see mean people), My baby's daddy

Turn Ons: That position where you don't get preggers.

Turn Offs: Gettin' preggers

Favorite Food: Bicycling

Favorite Pasttime: I just hate it when people acuse me of being a hypocratic oath.

Goals: Gettin' away from that woman once and for all with both of my babies. Becoming a Google researcher, I mean they must have dozens of people searching the web every time I type something in that Google box. Gettin' paid to say things written by writers and stuff. Havin' a kick ass party where everyone buys me presents and beers.

[FSogol]

1. Favorite Food: Bicycling

:rofl:

[Bettie]

4. That was the one that made me laugh too

My beloved is a weirdo...and has a frightening insight into palins....scary.

[TxVietVet]

2. A real mental giant, that Palin.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

3. I imagine the final draft will be um.... how should I put this?

Massaged? Abridged?

Totally rewritten to portray Bristol as an innocent, decent girl who learned some hard lessons from life and came out totally vindicated, despite vicious media criticism?

Just a wild-assed guess.

[Modern_Matthew]

5. LOL! When will the first draft be converted from crayon to paperback? nt

[Ilsa]

6. But, but, what will Huckabee say about her being an unmarried mama? nt

[Bettie]

7. DUH! It's OK to be an unmarried mama....

If your mama is Sara! Oh and if you give lectures on abstinence to other teenagers....and you don't know what irony is.