My roommate is a birfer! LOL!

[patrick t. cakes]

Finishing up my senior year of undergrad and I just had a conversation with my sergeant roommate. Wow! Just found out he's a birther and Obama's a Muslin too! Has info, generals told him. The military knows things and generals know the truth! Spread the word!
My first birther experience!

And he was adamant damn near to the point of rage. Birthers scare the bejeebus outta me!

:crazy:


(on a positive note, he did say most military is fed up with the wars)

[arcane1]

1. "damn near to the point of rage"

That's how the mind reacts when it's completely full of shit and coming close to being caught.

[patrick t. cakes]

6. yep! damn he was pissed when I gave out a belly laugh

[Curmudgeoness]

2. Lucky for you that there was no conversation before now.

You could have had a really fun senior year! Yikes.

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. He's a racist

Obama's blackness is what he's REALLY outraged about. Watch out!

[patrick t. cakes]

15. Swears he doesn't care about race, he just has info from generals...

:patriot: :hide: :crazy:

[arbusto_baboso]

18. If he's ROTC, he hasn't been talking with ANY fucking Generals.

I guarandamntee it. He's full of shit, and just pulling this stuff out of his own ass.

[patrick t. cakes]

21. He's a recruiter, been in 18 yrs. Its a strange living arrangement

He's not a student himself, just living on the cheap until spring, then moving back home to Minn. Don't ask me why.

[arbusto_baboso]

23. Recruiters don't talk with Generals, either. They are regarded (rightly) as the...

used car salesmen of the military.

I still say he's so full of shit his eyes are brown. If he has "proof", he needs to show you.

No doubt he'll say it's "classified". That is a sure sign he's lying.

[patrick t. cakes]

27. Lol1 I asked to see his proof....

Told him we need to get the word out... just started shaking, getting angry "GENERALS TOLD ME!"
"They know shit!" Lol I didn't press him, he's a big bull of a dude.

[arbusto_baboso]

29. Yep. Just as I thought.

You definitely need a new roomie. What a tool!

[KamaAina]

38. Fahrenheit 9/11 features the definitive treatment of recruiters

:puke:

[arbusto_baboso]

4. You should demand he produce his own birth certificate.

How do you know he's a citizen and eligible to room with you?

[StarburstClock]

5. Sounds like he should head to Afghanistan and start trying to brainwash people

as he's already had 1st hand experience at it, LOL.

[sufrommich]

7. Can you get a new room mate? I don't think I could stand

living in the same place as one.

[patrick t. cakes]

11. yeah im actually looking for another place for other reasons

house of drama this one is.

(10 weeks to go!)

[rurallib]

8. and bushie always let the generals do what they wanted

there is a reason why we have civilian leadership of the military.

[patrick t. cakes]

16. civilian pukes!

everyone is a puke! LOL!

[arbusto_baboso]

32. Maybe. But your roomie is a REMF.

So says this Desert Storm and Just Cause combat vet.

REMF = Rear Echelon Mother Fucker

[patrick t. cakes]

34. Cool. I'll remember that. REMF. He's never been in combat. Fixed helicopters

[arbusto_baboso]

35. Not just a REMF. A technician rather than a warrior.

I got chunks of guys like that in my stool. :rofl:

[patrick t. cakes]

36. Too funny! He's a big dude though i might not bring it up...

a big chunk this one is. LOL!

Cheers man.

:toast:

[arbusto_baboso]

37. Back atcha, Iowa.

If you're ever out in Cali, PM me, I'll buy ya a beer. :toast:

[patrick t. cakes]

39. Right on. n/t

[rfranklin]

9. Hope he doesn't have access to firearms...

could be tragic.

[patrick t. cakes]

14. Shit! don't say that! Thats it, I'm outta here.........

[Kennah]

10. Obama's a Muslin - The Material Man!

[NNN0LHI]

12. Couldn't sleep in the same room as that person

[rucky]

13. Short-sheet his bed. nt

[BobbyBoring]

17. Not much scares me

But one thing that does is the Religious Wrong trying and succeeding to make our military their "Christian Soldiers" This shit of putting verses from the greatest fairy tale ever told on gun sights and making praise concerts mandatory should be stopped immediately.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were some officers that believe Obamas a secret foreign born moslem.

[patrick t. cakes]

20. i forgot about the bible verses on guns. I need to ask him about that

[bobbolink]

28. You know, I am with you totally on the misuse of the military that way, but it is totally possible

express that without denigrating DUers of faith.

That is unnecessary and just plain mean-spirited. I have yet to see any Christian DUer try to proselytize or criticize anyone else for their beliefs, and there is no excuse for YOU to do it.

Please rethink your approach, and repost it in a more considerate tone.

Thank you.

[bobbolink]

19. the cognitive dissonance is truly stunning!

First they were umbraged because of the pastor of the (CHRISTIAN) church Obama went to for so many years, then suddenly he is a MUSLIM!!!!111!!

The whiplash must be really painful!

[patrick t. cakes]

25. i brought up Rev. Wright and he sputtered through some explaination...

didn't make much sense.

[DRoseDARs]

22. I was shocked too when I learned Kenya is a chain of tropical islands in the middle of the Pacific.

Now I understand why I, a US citizen, was forbidden from leaving the holding area on the concourse in Honolulu International Airport of a flight returning from Australia (Sydney -> LA) as the plane refueled. Explains all the tanned people: They were actually Africans (Kenyans specifically) and I was on the other side of Bizarro World.

[JoePhilly]

24. Pretend to thnk that Obama is a Black Liberation Theology Christian.

Obama can not be both.

You can claim to be very afraid of BLT Christians and also unsure how they might also be Muslims. Your insane room-mate will probably spend hours trying to connect them.

[GiveMeFreedom]

26. ba Jebus

which university would that be? wouldn't hire anyone one from that mother fucking backwoods abacus school. (cepting liberals of course!!) fucking scary.

[patrick t. cakes]

31. Iowa State. He's not a student, he's living on the cheap in a 5 plex

He's lifer military been in 18 years.
Though there are some doozies on campus, trust me.

Get me to the coast (10 weeks!)

[Arkana]

30. Your roommate's full of shit.

He hasn't spoken to any "generals".

[patrick t. cakes]

33. I have no doubt that you're right. "The military knows things!"

I kept asking him what "things" but we just went around, then he started to shake... i left it alone at that point.

Too funny.

[devilgrrl]

40. If the Generals know everything - why haven't we won in Iraq or Afghanistan?

eom

[FrenchieCat]

41. Good to know he knows what "most military" think on things! That's extra cool!

He must believe himself quite important, I would reckon.