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TalkingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 01:20 PM
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Marauding Gay Hordes Drag Thousands Of Helpless Citizens From Marriages After Obama Drops DOMA
http://www.theonion.com/articles/marauding-gay-hordes-drag-thousands-of-helpless-ci,19325/

WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. "It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger,' and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming,"...
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 01:22 PM
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1. arrrr -- me Gay Hearties -- it's a plunderin we will go! nt
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 01:22 PM
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2. My marriage is defenseless! Damn you, Obama!!!!1111
Oh, wait. I was divorced in 1997. Nevermind.
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MinneapolisMatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 01:30 PM
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3. *snort!*
God bless The Onion!
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 01:31 PM
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4. Rush and Newt are coming to the rescue
They will defend to their last orgasm your right to have as many marriages and affairs as you desire
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 01:34 PM
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5. *shudder*
The word "orgasm" should NEVER be used in the same paragraph as "Rush" or "Newt"! Yuck! :puke:
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 01:41 PM
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6. the funny thing is that some RWers will believe this story
The Onion's humor is too subtle for a lot of them.
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