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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 02:27 PM
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Someone from Reddit managed to sit through most of Gaddafi's "speech". Here's his rundown:
Updates:

1) BBC have cut back to Gadaffi, he is still talking shit.

2) He is now talking about the Tianamen square massacre, and he's holding a green book.

3) He describes Americans as insects.

4) He has accused America of killing all those people in the school with poisonous gas?

5) America wiped out Fallujah with chemical weapons.

6) America should be destroyed because they harbour terrorists.

7) Between 2 and three million were killed in Bahgdad.

8) BBC have pulled out. He said that 'people can go to hell, they are using drugs'

It's been 40 minutes of ranting now. Has anyone got a full video of this?

9) Drop bombs on American cities? erm... seriously...

10) Something about Al-Zahkari. He could rehabilitate the terrorists and make them members of the community.

11) Women and children should go out into the streets and head up a peoples revolution?

12) People must respect peoples authority?

13) Get out of your houses and....

Stream cuts out.

14) Apprehend someone in Japan? I missed who it was...

15) There will be new peoples authorities?

16) I don't have money I don't have a palace. I want everything that I have and for the legal people. I want to preserve our oil.

17) We outnumber the protesters. Occupy the airport and the ports, and bring back security.

18) The libyan oil should be distributed to all people, take it , do whatever you want to do, I won't take a share. Take your share do whatever you like with it.

19) Our brothers have betrayed us instead of relaying the truth are showing pictures that are many years old. The media are dirty, check the libyan media to see the dirty tricks.

20) Airports and radios are not working. They are dangerous terrorists.

21) America America derpa derpa derpa derp.

22) This is only a very few who terrorised Bengazi.

23) On peaceful demonstrations about Gaza and Iraq, they have the peoples committee conferences and we have to go there and resolve our differences there.

24) I myself led peaceful demonstrations in the old regime, but I did not seek destruction or do destruction.

25) I am against the bomb somewhere. The explosion in somewhere or other.

26) The world must understand that demonstrations are different. Many people don't need to resort to demonstations, they can go to the peoples comittees, but to take arms, we will not allow it.

27) Rebellion in Russian parliament was dealt with by death, and the cults in Waco (US) was dealt with by armored vehicles.

28) The uprising in Fallujah was dealth with by air attack because there was an armed uprising.

29) Armed uprisings in the US and Russia have been dealt with by force.

30) Tanks were sent to tianaman square to deal with the protesters. It is not a joke, I will do whatever it takes to make sure part of the country is not taken away.

31) Peaceful demonstration is different. Talking to foreign countries, there is a conspiracy. It's a totally different issue.

We're coming up to one hour of derp now.

32) Those who stepped on union jack flag, calling them traitors, we will rehabilitate them, make them teachers in the state.

33) The libyan leader is approaching a poetic ... about someone from Tehran? (can't make it out)

34) The youth have been given hallucination tablets. The punishment to those who give and use these tablets should be death.

A NEW TRANSLATOR

35) They are still cheering for revolution. The guards guard the revolutionaries. I will talk to them and I will find out what they're doing and I'll convince them.

These radios and television that be been abusing the events , like the american states, or german states for that matter, we know each other by name.

The sons of Hajica, the garzan, and other tribes, the young, the late, had you been alive, these things wouldn't have happened.

ONE HOUR OF DERP! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE DERPING!

We see everyone, from one tribe or the other, honestly, we have a way now al shaman, shaib, we know each other. Who in the world would know each other like us. We know each other very well. We keep each other. That's what the hero of the musharab battle, from the majeda, how can we ignore all of this history, it is impossible.

Are you from Shafur, Zawaya, the mother of all tribes? Are you from the Rahmeer? We know each other.

This translator is way better

To hassa, we say to them are you shabaraga? Gasu? All everything I've said just now, look at your arab brothers, one of the distorted sattelite channels said I have asked to fire on these people. I haven't. I sent people to arrest those people who have misled them. Even the security council talk about the use of force. Men and women need to come out now and secure their towns and cities (from these protesters). Are their adminstations in libya? All administrations are supporting us.

What is required is giving up all the weapons terrorising people. People are dying. No water, no food, nothing. Al bagari you should come out and run the city until the police come back to it, and the new assemblys, he will help you. SHAME ON YOU! Are you gangsters?

Giving up all weapons from the authorities from drugged young people who have got machine guns, setting prisoners free. We need to teach them a lesson to stop taking the drugs they have been taking. All obstacles to life are in the street. Don't destroy your country for no reason, what is the reason? SHame on you.

We are living in safety security, prosperity, then we burn our country down?

Al JAzeera have pulled out now

They said that it was a rambling, imcomprehensible speech. They summarized that he blames drugged young people for what is happening and that 'the unity of China was more important than those people in Tianamen Square'

There's no substance to what he's saying, and he's repeating himself. He's saying that the people should be greatful for what he has achieved and that he has not used violence yet, but he will do if he needs to.

OK He's STILL DERPING!

I'm out. If someone wants to pickup the derp flag and run with it to derp town, be my guest.

He's done some sort of Hitler esque end to his speech, but no one gave a toss and one military man came and issued a kiss to his cheek. Very strange.


http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/fqcln/is_anyone_listening_to_gadaffi_right_now_he_is/


Holy Shit, that's a big pot of crazy boiling over in Libya.
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Desertrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 02:40 PM
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1. Yes it IS a whole lotta crazy and it's already boiled over. nt
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 02:42 PM
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2. Great speech!!1!
Edited on Tue Feb-22-11 02:43 PM by Scurrilous
:o
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 03:03 PM
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3. 36.) Henceforth, everyone must change their underwear four times a day
You must wear your underwear on the outside so we can check
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 03:06 PM
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4. That was my first thought too. lol. nt
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 04:15 PM
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5. and in the catagory of "batshit crazy dictator being toppled" speech, I give it
a 7.
He would have got higher score but was more incomprehensible and less dramatic than Mubarak.

i awarded a point for costume, deducted a point for ugly face.

Automatic points for "shared clueless leader megalomania".
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