Letter to the US Media

[nadinbrzezinski]

Look boys, I know why revolts and rumors of such are all the rage in Tahrir square. I get it why it matters and why you flew your people into the middle of it. I get it why that flu matters, and now it is spreading to Benghazi and Menama matters. I get it why it is so damn exciting when the little people get that freedom bug and march in Tehran... yes I am talking to you Williams and Cooper. I know that is how you get your brass tacks, and your prices. But if you really need it, I will donate my American Airline Miles and get you on a plane to Winsconsin. You'd think that Winsconsin is on Red Mars, and too far.

Now there have been esceptiosn to this pattern, Thanks Ed, thanks Rachel, I am sure if Keith was still on the air he'd cover it too... but this is to the rest of you. You see, when your sycophants scream about liberal media and we gotta rely on the twitter to get news... because Madison is on Red Mars, by Olympus Mons, well that liberal media monicker loses all it's strength or even simulacrum of reality.

SO what about it boys? Need some miles? I am willing to donate them so you can get on that damn fucking space ships and go to that foreign land on the other side o fthe continent. Oh wait, it is not even the other side of the continent. So if you need them, please do kindly PM me. I will set you on your way to that foreign land when people also scream about freedom and liberty and rights... and I guarantee, you will not need a translator or a security team. All the violence they have committed is pizza delivery and cookies... unless of course, like me you are gluten intolerant and diabetic. Then I will set you up with rations too.

But how about it boys? How about getting there and finally covering this story? The struggle for freedom is not just happening in lands far away, wiht strategic import... they are now in your own literal back yard... even if I know it could very well be Olympus Mons.

Nadin

PS have your managers contact me, so I can gladly set you up with that flight.

[LongTomH]

1. I rec and the count stays at ZERO!

They're out in force today, gang!

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Of course they are...

they know this is not the way it was supposed to go

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Kick for the media

I really mean it. You will have to b happy with coach though.