The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

[pokerfan]

"Poor Haitians, they can't get a break. First the earthquake, then the hurricanes, and now Sarah Palin." —David Letterman

"A new survey finds that although his approval ratings are low, President Obama is still ahead of the most prominent Republicans. Have you seen his tax plan? He is the most prominent Republican." —Jay Leno

"Apparently, a fourth panel of the Metrodome's roof collapsed last night, sending more snow crashing onto the field. The last time I saw something cave in so often, he was giving a press conference at the White House." —Jimmy Fallon

"George W. Bush's daughter, Jenna, just put her home in Baltimore on the market for $500,000. The real estate agent said, 'I just want to warn you that offers have gone way down ever since the economy was ruined by . . . someone.'" —Jimmy Fallon

"Time magazine is now ranking the best tweets of the year and, according to Time, the best tweet for 2010 was written by John McCain. Experts say it's even more impressive because McCain thought he was opening his garage door." —Conan O'Brien

"The most annoying word of the year is 'whatever.' As always, No. 2 is 'Limbaugh.'" —David Letterman

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2010/12/18/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-103.htm

[freshwest]

1. Thanks, enjoyed that