You're a phony, Mr. Gingrich

[sixmile]

Time for a singalong!

You're a mean one, Mr. Gingrich.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Gingrich.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Gingrich.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Gingrich.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Gingrich.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Gingrich.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Gingrich.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Gingrich.

etc.

[LeftishBrit]

1. That's great!

Singing along!

[BrklynLiberal]

2. That is an insult to phonies everywhere. LOL. Cannot think of a description that would adequately

cover the despicability of Newt...and I still cannot figure out why ANYONE would give a rat's ass about what he has to say.

[silver10]

3. You're a dirty piece of shit, Mr. Gingrich

And that's an insult to all other dirty pieces of shit out there.