Tomorrow, I'll kick a homeless person

[MannyGoldstein]

That way, my crazy-right neighbors will know I'm a person they can work with.

Then we can work together! Kicking more homeless people.

[readmoreoften]

1. You're not really serious about this, Manny. I'm willing to kick two homeless people.

You're just kicking a token homeless person. They'll all see through you're act. They'll peg you for the socialist commie fuck you are, Manny. I'm kicking two homeless people so you'd better start eyeing your third victim before I out you as a coward to the whole world.

How about you keep kicking 'til we say its enough...

[MannyGoldstein]

2. Good point.

I'll have to escalate until they take me seriously.

[Ken Burch]

6. You might need to rent a water-cannon.

I think they have those at "U-Haul".

[Poll_Blind]

4. You guys...You can't run with the big boys all small-time like that. Thing BIG.

Just sayin'

You've really got to let them know you're on the same wavelength, dig?

PB

[chill_wind]

3. Sounds like a plan

Should be a piece of cake. It took a Dem to "end welfare as we know it." What's a few more dead or homeless freezing families among friends as long as we keep our tough fiscal chickenhawk political cred?

[Capitalocracy]

5. I'm busy. I have a corporation to run!

I pay others to kick homeless people for me.

[Ken Burch]

7. Non-union homeless kickers, right?

n/t.

[Capitalocracy]

10. If my homeless kickers organize

I hire homeless kicker kickers to kick them.

[fadedrose]

9. My hero . . .nt

[pa28]

8. Me too.

I'll make sure a lot of my peers are watching and they'll know that I'm a "very serious person".

[Bluebear]

11. NOW you're being pragmatic. People could really work with you!!

:thumbsup:

[Elwood P Dowd]

12. I will kick an unemployed person.

That way I can show Obama and my republican neighbors that I approve of his republican free trade policies and can work with them in killing more US jobs.

[Jamastiene]

13. Nah, you'll have to club them. Kicking is just not enough.

Clubbing them will actually impress the right. They'll think you are just faking the kick.

Sad, isn't it?

[chill_wind]

14. Kicking

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