Translation of Mubarak's Speech:

[ehrnst]

"I'm really sorry some of you have been killed. Also, I am awesome - here are the ways in which I am awesome and the awesome things I've done. Also, I'm really concerned about constitutional process. And? I hear your demands, which is why I'm maybe perhaps going to stand down in the fall, when we have elections that will be free, fair and transparent. Oh yeah - America, stay out of our business! Egyptians: don't listen to foreigners! And I'm giving some power to the vice president - you know, the guy who used to be in charge of intelligence services. Told you I was awesome!"

[xchrom]

1. ...

:spray: spot on.

[tabatha]

2. Not only awesome, but superior.

All of you are children compared to my awesomeness.

[ehrnst]

3. Left out: "My son, whom I dearly love, will meet the same end in Egypt like me."

[derby378]

4. Like I said - meet the new boss, same as the old boss

I hope the protestors stay out in full force until the entire regime is driven out.

[rpannier]

5. He hired Guiliani's Speech Writer?

Not good news for Mubarak.
We saw how far that carried Rudi