John Boehner, Tabloid Cover Boy

[babsbunny]

http://citybeat.com/cincinnati/blog-1735-john-boehner-tabloid-cover-boy.html

Posted By: Kevin Osborne

Less than a month after he was sworn into office as House Speaker, the long-rumored extramarital affairs of John Boehner have landed him on the cover of the National Enquirer.

Boehner is featured on the bottom-right corner of the cover of the issue that's on sale nationwide Thursday. A photo of Boehner's face is featured next to the headline, “Speaker of the House John Boehner Accused in Sex Probe! (Details inside).”

The article itself is a two-page spread that features several photographs including one of Lisbeth Lyons, a lobbyist for the Printing Industries of America. Lyons is one of two women the article names as Boehner's sexual partners, the other being congressional press secretary Leigh LaMora in 1997.

[lpbk2713]

1. The really newsworthy aspect of this story ...

Unlike most rethuglican sex scandals, Boner's alleged partners are adult females. :eyes:

[Sal Minella]

2. . . . BLIND adult females, I assume . . . n/t

[JuniperLea]

5. Political Groupies...

I've no doubt. The most butt ugly rocker in the world has hoards of whores... I'm betting politicians do too. Boehner sure fits the butt ugly bit, right?

I like how DU's spell check thinks Boehner should be spelled boner... heh heh!

[madinmaryland]

8. I haven't seen any orange butts, though.

:puke:

[JuniperLea]

9. EW! I hope you haven't really been looking!

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess Boner Babes look like orangutans!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Is a "Scratch and Weep" option included?

[lbrtbell]

4. "Boehner's sexual partners"?

There goes my appetite...for a week. :puke:

[JuniperLea]

6. Boner Sexual Partner Vomit Diet!

You could be rich!

[Kennah]

7. Is that Accused In, or Accused With, Sex Probe?