Caption Time - This is great material.

[TheCowsCameHome]

Mother and son pictures are so touching.

[RoccoR5955]

1. "This Stepford Wife will do ANYTHING that I ask!" n/t

[madokie]

2. What a uugly woman and man

seeing them gives me the creeps

[Earth_First]

3. Sorry, no caption...

However, looking at this picture, I feel a sense of extreme hollowness in these people. Like you are looking straight through them, Blank. Cold. Fake.

:sigh:

[alphafemale]

4. OK. Who has the lazer pointer and which one of them is going to hurl themselves at the wall

and scrabble scritch into the void behind the sofa?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. coif-fuhrer

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Bartender, the Lady'll have a Martini & Rossi straight up and I'll have a Bud.

[Frustratedlady]

7. Trying to look like Barb Bush is hard!

[Scuba]

8. Coming to a theater near you "Cruella and Snidely: The Puppy Eaters"

[HughBeaumont]

9. "Aw yeeeeeh . . . Newtster's on the prowl for #4 . . .

. . . this one's already startin' to lose her 'prettiness'; can't have that in a future first lady . . ."

How anyone successfully manages to have sex with this greying tax-fattened pile without losing their lunch is beyond me.

[HopeHoops]

10. Botox is nasty shit.