I served pepper spray to my guests on their arugula salad this evening. It was fabulous.

[Sub Atomic]

What delicious dish did you serve with pepper spray today?

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. The such tomorrow

Instead of Serrano. Some defense black blue banded spray.

At 75 bucks a can...

[Cirque du So-What]

2. Well...

we had this lovely lemon pepper-spray chicken dish that was to die for. My mouth and eyes are watering just thinking about it.

[Sub Atomic]

5. Milk helps.

Just pour it straight from the gallon into your eyes.

[LuvNewcastle]

3. Put a little mustard gas on your

turkey sandwich tomorrow. It's to die for.

[uppityperson]

4. I replaced my automatic air freshener spray with pepper spray. the guest left early

[Kennah]

6. Turkey with Santorum sauce

But, there was pepper spray in the cranberries.

[firehorse]

7. we used it as air freshener

[BiggJawn]

8. Had some on my eggs this morning.

Just a little "spritz", Mmmmmmm, mmm, MMMMM!

[RKP5637]

9. I soaked the toilet paper in it ... great for livening up a dead party and getting

people off their asses.

[Petrushka]

10. Today, the devilled eggs were to die for . . . thanks to the [**uh**] secret ingredient. (eom)

[meow2u3]

11. Pepper spray spices up the stuffing nicely

Nothing like adding a little kick to the Thanksgiving side dishes.

BTW, pepper spray works wonders for arthritis pain and muscle ache relief. Just spray on the affected area and you'll be able to withstand the day trading one form of pain for another.

[Historic NY]

12. I used the original packaging & roasted them......had them crying uncle too.

[Blue_In_AK]

13. I injected my turkey with it. n/t

[Earth_First]

14. I utilized a few modified zipcuffs as napkin holders today...

"It's a good thing..."

[The Genealogist]

15. The hot rolls needed a little kick

So I spritzed a little on them. Very festive!

[pacalo]

16. I don't usually give out guest bags at gatherings but I had to make an exception this year.

Since my husband & I are the only Democrats at this year's gathering, I was inspired by Fixed News' endorsement of pepper spray as a food item. Knowing they're fans of Fixed News, I thought 'why not give each guest a container of homemade red pepper bread' made with pepper-sprayed dough.

[aletier_v]

17. I sprinkled some on my condom

I never made a woman scream like that before!

[potone]

19. Your comment is by far the funniest.

Thank you, I needed something to laugh at!

[ZombieHorde]

18. I had peppered pig.

Getting all his clothes off was difficult, but it was worth it.