Okay this is funny

[Horse with no Name]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon" ***

[reggie the dog]

1. arguably most of congress could be legally hung for treason

[MedleyMisty]

4. You know how staunch anti-death penalty people will sometimes make an exception?

This is my exception. I think ruining the world economy and driving the planet to ecological crisis and being responsible for an incredible amount of suffering and death over the whole globe is a severe enough crime for me to make an exception to my horror of the state murdering people.

That applies to Congress and the banksters and the corporate CEOs.

After the revolution, can we go have trials in Nuremberg again?

[eShirl]

5. hanged

[EOTE]

15. Hell, I'm for doing both. NT

[lunatica]

2. That made me burst out laughing

I know I'm going to Hell!

[Angry Dragon]

3. +28788

[Demeter]

6. Thanks!

First smile of the month, it feels like. If I stretch and do warm soaks every night, maybe I can get back to a grin.

[The Magistrate]

7. Wicked Good,That,Sir! Thanks For the Laugh; Wife Just About Fell Out Of Her Chair....

[irisblue]

8. burst out laughing...

:D

[rhett o rick]

9. Anyone laughing at that should be ashamed of myself. nm

[madinmaryland]

10. That one has been bouncing around for a decade in various form. Pick the person you

hate and fill in the blank.

At least the Brazillion joke was funny.

[Riley18]

11. I think any politician who signe Norquist's pledge should be tried for treason.

[1620rock]

12. Ha, good one.

[Morning Dew]

13. +535

[tavalon]

14. Okay, I laughed.

I'm embarrassed.