Hey DU, I got some "breaking news"

[nadinbrzezinski]

According to Mr.. LOOFAH O'Reilly, as of last night... OWS WAS dead...

Yup, you heard it here first... it's dead... pushing daisies... well you know... the rest.

PLay the funeral march... and what happened today... was a collective, acid induced bad dream...

(Problem is that O;Leily might actually believe that)

[Kennah]

1. We'll do the lies! Fucking thing sucks!

[Tunkamerica]

2. It took me a second to get it...

[Enthusiast]

3. Fox Lies!

Except when they mislead.

[Dover]

4. The reports of OWS's death are greatly exagerated.

I sure wish Twain was here to give a running commentary on these events.
I think Molly Ivins and others kind of channelled Twain. Wish Molly was here too.
She would have just loved this.

[malaise]

5. Molly would have had us in stitches

I do miss her

[Dover]

6. Humor brings much needed levity and perspective

lest we take ourselves too seriously.

Gonna do my best to channel Molly...who would no doubt take exception to the whole
channeling thing...and say something like "While mainstream media channels the corporate oligarchy's
message the rest of America is changing the channel".