Ward, I think something is wrong with the Boner.
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:38 PM
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Ward, I think something is wrong with the Boner.
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:40 PM
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1. He missed his tee time.
Yeah, he definitively ain't right.
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:41 PM
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2. Oddly, he didn't cry when the honorable Mrs. Giffords was shot. Not one bit,
not in his televised statement. He looked...frightened.
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:41 PM
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3. He pops a Viagra, and all the blood rushes to his head -.
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:41 PM
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:rofl: I wonder if his tan runs when he cries.
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:41 PM
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Edited on Wed Nov-16-11 08:43 PM by orpupilofnature57
His sincerity is as nauseating as his power base,1% sycophant!
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:53 PM
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6. He's drunk. Doesn't everyone have an Uncle like that? "Yeeerrrr, my bessst frend."
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:55 PM
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7. Uncle Boner. That's really creepy. n/t
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Thu Nov-17-11 12:46 AM
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12. Yep, he's a crying drunk
I've been playing music in nightclubs for 30+ years and I can spot a drunk a mile off. Boner is a cryer, seen plenty of them over the years ;)
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Wed Nov-16-11 08:59 PM
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8. Miss Canfield is getting married and the Boner
got into Ward's liquor cabinet to drown his sorrows.
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Wed Nov-16-11 09:02 PM
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9. he' a bad actor, as most sociopaths are
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Wed Nov-16-11 11:40 PM
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Lurch called he wants his frown back
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Thu Nov-17-11 12:37 AM
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11. he hasn`t had a drink in thirty minutes?
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Thu Nov-17-11 12:22 PM
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13. Several somethings, it's clear. nt
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