ESPN Executive Denies Masturbating Next To Erin Andrews On Plane: Report

[The Straight Story]

ESPN Executive Denies Masturbating Next To Erin Andrews On Plane: Report

Keith Clinkscales, a former ESPN executive, is fighting allegations that he once masturbated next to network correspondent Erin Andrews on a plane.

Clinkscales' lawyer, Judd Burstein, filed a lawsuit against Joan Lynch, the former colleague who he believes leaked the allegations to Deadspin blogger A.J. Daulerio.

Daulerio describes that the spouse of one of Clinkscales' colleagues emailed Deadspin about the incident.

According to Daulerio's source, Clinkscales had been reportedly sitting next to Andrews on a plane when she saw him masturbating underneath his iPad. When he realized that she had seen him, he "panicked and muttered, 'You know, I'm one of your bosses.'"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/erin-andrews-espn-executive-denies-masturbating_n_1074433.html

[abelenkpe]

1. yuck. nt

[Lint Head]

2. What is this Sexual Pervert Week? The hits just keep coming.

Cain, Penn, ESPN Wow!

[Warren DeMontague]

3. he may have had an itch.

just sayin'.

[KamaAina]

4. Sorry, Keith, that does not qualify you as a member of the Mile High Club.

:P

[Scuba]

5. Solo Flyers division.

[The Straight Story]

6. How about the mile hand club?

;)

[Nye Bevan]

13. This actually gets you into the Mile "I" Club (nt)

[AngryOldDem]

7. She's been through enough.

And I would think his "boss" comment would be enough for a sexual harassment suit. Maybe not. But damn, between this asshole and the man who drilled a hole in her hotel room door to peep on her...enough.

[KansDem]

8. Lose the iPad, Keith, and get an ePad

...it'll absorb so much more.*

And lose the "I'm your boss" bullshit. Don't pull rank after being discovered...

______
*You can guess what the "e" stands for...

[customerserviceguy]

16. He should have told her it was a plug-in accessory for the iPad

The iPud.

[Skidmore]

9. WTF is wrong with people these days?

Damn. Not everyone needs to see your parts nor are they there to serve as material for you to scratch your itch.

[Cid_B]

10. Seems like there is always something sexual associated with her...

[kestrel91316]

11. (facepalm)........

I can't take it with the perverts, molesters, and horn dogs this week.

[Gamow]

15. not quite, it wasn't his FACE and his palm. nt

[madinmaryland]

12. You ALL owe me a new freaking keyboard!!

:spray:

[customerserviceguy]

14. Clinkscales can get you a new one

But I wouldn't touch it...

[jberryhill]

17. I do this all of the time, what's the big deal?

I figure... Look, I paid for the seat. It's mine. You mind your own business and stop looking at my crotch.

At least I'm not hogging the bathroom.

You're stuck there with nothing to do for hours. I mean, golly, doesn't everyone?

Any headline with "Denies Masturbating" in it is always a great story.