Old Timey DUers.... Stop casting asparagus all over!

[Coexist]

when's the last time there was a lighthearted "Get a Brain, Morans" thread?

Post your favorite Freeperism!!!!1!

[dionysus]

1. this psot could be hugh, im series

[Coexist]

2. we're screwn!

[SidDithers]

13. I have to admit that "screwn" is my all time fave...

Sid

[TygrBright]

31. ++ on "screwn"... It has entered our household vocabulary. n/t

[Bobbie Jo]

50. Yes!

My all time favorite. :rofl:

[uppityperson]

3. quit stocking me!!111

[Coexist]

5. lol where are your morels?!

[BlueJazz]

4. The Man & Woman holding the sign: "Let's take back are America !!"

[Raine]

6. They change colors more than a carnelian

:rofl:

[valerief]

7. They all must be on here

http://moronswithsigns.blogspot.com/

[Coexist]

8. Get a brain, Morans! made the banner.

how nice for him :)

[Arugula Latte]

20. Another:

[Stinky The Clown]

9. Call me Steamed Asparagus

[Coexist]

14. what was the one about scrabble?? I forget?

[valerief]

10. Classic one: Home Scholers for Perry

[valerief]

11. I've got my Halloween outfit now!

[dixiegrrrrl]

12. Oh dear....I can only guess at what meds he should be on.

[JohnnyRingo]

25. Now there's a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

I hope he doesn't look it up.

[Liberal_in_LA]

15. asparagus is one of the more expensive vegetables

don't waste it

[Nevernose]

32. In our home we refer to asparagus as

The rich man's green bean. I even feel a little snooty when we have it.

[pinboy3niner]

33. And old-timers are more likely to have something softer on the denture...

...like creamed spinach. Only 'casting creamed spinach' doesn't have that...je ne sais quoi...:)

[Cleita]

16. ...they are stocking him...

:rofl: I think they meant stalking.

[eppur_se_muova]

17. Here's a classic ...

[Tsiyu]

19. No Pubic Option!!!!

That'll cut down on the sale of razors....

I'm series....!!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

18. You sound just like Paul Pot!

:hi:

[Coexist]

29. rofl

[myrna minx]

36. Paul Pot is my all time favorite.

:rofl:

















From the genius counter-protesters at Camp Casey:

[WolverineDG]

52. I am so proud to say that

I pointed that sign out to brainshrub so he could take a snap of it. :evilgrin:

Took the knuckledraggers a while to fix it, but they eventually did. :(

dg

[lutefisk]

21. These are funny, but every time I see a Tea Party rally or sign- I can't take the picture

I honestly am embarrassed for them and don't feel right about taking the picture I had planned to take. It's too easy.

In Madison last winter, I had perfect opportunities, but had to walk away. Yeah, they are kind of stupid, "morans" for sure, and likely mean and dangerous, but there is something about them that is so sad and pathetic...

[ellisonz]

22. I miss the DUzies.

[canetoad]

23. Some lesser known gems

[Number23]

28. This one is so full of wrong it's almost right

Exactly what is this person protesting..???????

[Enrique]

48. ovaries

I'm dying to know how that sign ended up in that guy's hand. :rofl:

[nolabear]

49. Arrested Development's back and I'll bet Obama doesn't get credit for it.

:fistbump:

[JohnnyRingo]

24. Is learning English so hard?!

[canetoad]

26. Have a look at that

Faux tartany ginghamy shirt made of bits of the flag.

[Matariki]

27. Ha. Are you are Spocksman?

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. BUHS

:rofl::hi:

[Coexist]

39. .

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

41. Thanks for the laughs, right on time!

:hi:

[Nevernose]

34. If there's a common theme (besides bad spelling)

it's that, by and large, their crimes against the English language are rivaled only by their crimes against fashion.

[treestar]

35. One of the funniest ever DU threads

Was the first time DU saw the half breed muslin sign.

:rofl:

[unapatriciated]

37. Teabaggers Untie

The spelling wizardry of the teabaggers.
Here are a few of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZoq3gPTgnE

[Coexist]

38. untie! I forgot about that one

lol

[Texasgal]

40. Here's a good one:

[Fire Walk With Me]

42. Kick for grins.

[racaulk]

43. Here's one with commentary...

:rofl:

[Paper Roses]

44. Thank you for this thread. It is a cold, rainy, gloomy day.

I needed a little laugh to cheer me up.

[SoCalDem]

45. Alert the spocksman

:)

[WilliamPitt]

46. Keep Government Out Of Medicade Dammit!

[Coexist]

54. lol!

[Enrique]

47. sexual morays

contemporary left wing pagan sexual morays to be precise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3254701

:bounce:

[ceile]

51. Thanks for posting!

Haven't seen some of those in awhile!

[Scurrilous]

53. Kick

:kick: