IT has to be said: Sarah Palin, we'll miss you in this year's primaries

[JCMach1]

Seriously!!!

Batshite Bachman and Captain Ni$$erhead just don't quite measure-up...

sigh...



:sarcasm:

[Ken Burch]

1. That, and if she HAD run

it would have saved several species from the Endangered List for the time being.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. And she wouldn't be up in Alaska depleting the moose population...

x(

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. The Daily Mash take on it... british humor site like the onion.

SARAH Palin has opened the way for a class-A nutter to grab the Republican presidential nomination.

Fare thee well, crazy bitch
After months of will-she-won't-she speculation, the former Alaskan governor confirmed she would not stand, probably because of all that stuff about her being a bit of a coke-addled skank.

Experts say the move now leaves a gap in the race for the sort of charismatic, fruit-loop moron who will make Republican right-wingers want to touch themselves in the bad place.

US political analyst Helen Archer said: "We still have Michelle Bachmann in the race, but it turns out she gets terrible migraines that cause her to have black-outs and hallucinations. And while Americans can certainly be imaginative at the ballot box, I suspect her insane star may be on the wane.

"Rick Perry seems to be nicely mad on a lot of key issues but seems more of a George W Bush than a Pat Robertson. A bit thick rather than terrifyingly unhinged.

"That leaves Mitt Romney, who can often seem relatively stable. He's a Mormon, which means he believes Joseph Smith translated a golden book given to him by an angel by staring into the bottom of stovepipe hat, which - I grant you - is pretty fucking mad, but at least he doesn't rub it in your face.

"What all this means is there is now a huge opening for a firey-eyed, frothing loon who will ban Modern Family and declare war on China unless they stop making pirate copies of Grease 2."

Archer added: "I don't think it matters whether it's a man or a woman as long as you get the impression that at any moment the top of their head could flip open and a little bright orange demon will pop up and ask for a cup of tea.

"I'm actually quite excited."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/palin-leaves-gap-for-nutter-201110064391/

[Raschel]

12. Very funny! Loved the, "but at least he doesn't rub it in your face."

[Politicalboi]

4. I wouldn't count her out yet

She said she won't run in the GOP race. I really think she is going to go for it this year. They need her. LOL!

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Do you mean she thinks there won't be a majority vote for a nominee and

she'll be "drafted" during the Convention?

[Major Hogwash]

5. She's like a gigantic hemorrhoid that you've had so long, you've named it. Mine is named Sarah.

This is my hemorrhoid.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

:rofl:

[JCMach1]

7. Even if she is the equivalent of a hemmorrhoid, that still makes her more entertaining than

a Kardashian.

[canetoad]

8. Anyone ever asked young Sarah

What God's exact words are about wealth, power and glory?

She obviously skipped bible class on the day they talked about Jesus' attitude to the above.

[Raschel]

9. Don't despair. We still have Flava Flav/ "I don't have the facts to back this up" / It's

your fault if you're not rich" Cain.

He'll keep us entertained for awhile until he outgaffes himself.

[deminks]

10. Who? nt

[canetoad]

11. Yeah, well the rest of the world

Won't be grieving just cos her dainty finger has no chance of hovering over the big red button.

Honestly, America, how and why did you give this person of average intelligence and dubious ethics a four year world platform?