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Laura PourMeADrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-11 12:01 AM
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Capitol Cops think Congress really holding kids hostage !
Edited on Fri Sep-30-11 12:01 AM by Laura PourMeADrink
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Capitol Police react to Onion satire


WASHINGTON (AP) -- Capitol Police were not amused by tweets and an article written by the satirical newspaper The Onion falsely reporting that members of Congress had taken a group of schoolchildren hostage.

The satirical newspaper's Twitter accounts and related story Thursday reporting gunshots and hostage-taking in the Capitol came a day after the FBI arrested a Massachusetts man accused of planning to bomb the Pentagon and the Capitol with explosive-filled model airplanes.

"It has come to our attention that recent twitter feeds are reporting false information concerning current conditions at the U.S. Capitol," Capitol Police spokeswoman Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said in a statement.

She said conditions at the Capitol, now largely empty because lawmakers are on vacation, were normal. "There is no credibility to these stories or the twitter feeds. The U.S. Capitol Police are currently investigating the reporting."

The Onion tweets and article spoke of members congressional leaders, "brandishing shotguns and semiautomatic pistols," taking a class of schoolchildren hostage and threatening to kill them if they didn't get $12 trillion in cash.

It showed a doctored picture of House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, holding a gun to a child's head and reported that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was firing a handgun and wearing a black pantyhose over his head.

Boehner's office had no comment.
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-11 12:05 AM
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1. Ruh Roh, Reorge.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-11 12:09 AM
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2. "...threatening to kill them if they didn't get $12 trillion in cash."
:rofl:

I'm sorry, and I'm sensitive to the threats they have to deal with, but they couldn't tell this was a joke? Don't ANY of them read The Onion?

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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-11 12:16 AM
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3. Child hostage jokes and policemen don't mix very well.
In much the same way as bomb jokes in airports being generally regarded as a bad idea.
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Laura PourMeADrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-11 12:17 AM
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4. I know...But my favorite part is Boner holding a gun to a kid's head. nt
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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-11 12:20 AM
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5. *snarf*
:rofl:
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-11 06:04 AM
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6. How is article different from real life where Cantor wants to hold up disaster relief funds?
Art imitating life?
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