McCain to Run for President??

[Angry Dragon]

McCain May Run for President
Fox News …..
September 29, 2011

This just reported in by AP, that Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), on a trip to Libya, has stated that he may remain in Libya and run for President. He stated that he had presidential blood running in his veins and if the American people could not see that then he would search for a country and people that could.

Sen. McCain said, ' I have been around the world visiting countries and I feel I have finally found a place that can appreciate my god given right to be president and would enjoy my flip-flopping. I feel I could make a real difference here. I am an expert on American arm sales, I know all about illegals, and I know how to suck a system.'

When asked about the Senate seat he would be giving up he stated that my dear former running mate half term Sarah Palin would be perfect for the job. She was willing to step in if I kicked the bucket and could do the job as well I can. She owns property in Arizona now.

The Republican Party leadership when asked about this turn of events refused to answer any questions but left it up to the Kock Brothers to issue a statement.

Many Libyan citizens where asked their opinions on Sen. McCain running for president of their country and they for the most part were unsure exactly who this person was. Many thought he might be the man in the bazaar that sold the many flavors of tea. Or that he might be just another oil company executive. It remains to be seen if the Senator can pull off this coup.

[gateley]

1. That's insane. He's lost it. I saw a bit of a clip and I thought

he looked SO old and tired.

[Brother Buzz]

2. Onion?

:shrug:

[Angry Dragon]

3. Mine

[Brother Buzz]

4. Well, you have a grand start....

develop the story, it could go viral.

:thumbsup:

[malaise]

5. Excellent

:rofl:

[Kalidurga]

6. I wish it was true n/t